Ah “plastic” and “twat-stick”, at last they unite!
Lady Gaga and Sharon Osbourne played nice backstage at X Factor UK last night after the former performed on the show, and they even posed up for a snap with a birthday cake for the latter’s daughter Kelly Osbourne – who turned 28 yesterday.
Presumably they didn’t light candles on it in case Shazza’s ears slid off the back of her face and down the front of her top never to be seen again.
Fash-spurt Kelly’s response?
A tweet saying: “Eat my s**t” and the question: ”Not to be ungrateful but why would you send me a birthday cake via my MOTHER in a country half the would away?”
‘Fair enough. And Kezza, it’s ‘world’ not ‘would’.
(They’ve been embroiled in a Gaga vs the Osbourne women feud for over a year over a pot calling kettles black style row after Kelly suggested Gaga looked fat, or something).
Meanwhile, in an attic somewhere in the British capital Miss Havisham stirred and felt the need to go forth into the world and scare a room full of gay gentlemen witless.
Yes, Kelly got off lightly, because on Saturday night Gaga was offering up cake of a far less appetising kind – when she stripped naked on stage and got her growler out on stage whilst performing at G-A-Y in London.
Little Britain star Matt Lucas was witness to this event and tweeted:
“Just saw Lady Gaga do a surprise set at G-A-Y. She got her arse out & showed her vagina. All agreed it was impressive but we’re staying gay.”
I might never stop laughing.