The poor fragile lamb that is Tara Reid was sponsored by Belvedere Vodka (I kid ye not – I’ll just giggle quietly to myself in the corner here) to host a Hallowe’en bash at ‘The Pool After Dark’ at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Saturday night.
Somewhere in New Jersey, Lindsay and Dina Lohan are anxiously hammering on a club owner’s door so they can put themselves forward as Belvedere’s next celebrity endorsees saying they were told at an AA meeting to get a sponsor to work with and that this one Tara has sounds ideal.
The 37-year-old Sharknado star and adopted mommy to Jedward did her best tree impression while what looks like a bachelorette party on acid unravelled behind her.
It looks like hell on earth.
And now I’ve reflected a little on how Tara’s life’s unfolding, I’ve gone a bit quiet and will allow Forrest Gump to speak on my behalf:
So brace yourselves for a shower of celebrities in all manner of attention-seeking outfits over the next seven days as they misinterpret this Thursday’s Hallowe’en as somehow meaning: ‘Walk about looking like a down-on-her-luck Vegas hooker’.
But who knows – with everyone else looking just like they usually do, maybe Miley Cyrus and Lord Gaga will actually put some clothes on for a change?