Well, the 36-year-old (c)rapper has turned groomzilla as he plans out every detail of the Kimye nuptials next summer.
Of course, I was assuming that’s it’s going to be an intimate and low-key little affair, with the happy couple expressing their love for each other in front of a select few of their beloved friends and family.
Instead, Kanye who has chuckletastically listed himself on facebook as a ‘drug’ (above), put me straight during an interview with radio station Power 106 on Monday, saying of
their his big day:
‘Two words: “fighter jets”.’
Well yes, fighter jets should be top of any wedding wish list – f-ck flowers or bridesmaids or cake and violinists and all that sh-t.
The rest of the interview was the usual Kanye bollocks with him name-dropping and calling himself, ‘THE most influential person in fashion over the past ten years’ and talking about how ‘relevant’ and what a ‘visionary’ he is.
Are you going to tell him or am I that he lost any relevance he may have once had the second he allowed himself to be tainted by the Kartrashian Klan and became a worldwide joke overnight?
Meanwhile, Kum has revealed that she was crapping herself during the tastefully-done proposal on the jumbo-tron at a sports stadium last week.
She explained to E!: ‘I was shaking so much, shaking the entire time! Like, “Is this really happening?” It was like an out-of-body experience.’
I’m not surprised by that at all.
- His expression was probably so intense with his eyes popping out of his head as he proposed that when he went for the ring in his pocket and dropped down on one knee she probably thought he was reaching for a gun or something.