There’s some people whose sex lives you want to hear about and others that you wish would never mention it at all.
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman fall into the latter category, yet he decided to treat us all to the brain bleach-worthy admission that they sex text when they’re not together – due to work commitments.
But before you get carried away thinking that they spend hours typing away into their cellphones, they don’t – it just takes the one text he says.
“It’s a little tricky,” he told Ellen DeGeneres on her show yesterday.
He added that they “never text, we never e-mail. Phone calls only. Which I really love…”
Then he added: “Maybe one text. Maybe one cool kind of, you know…that kind of text.”
Ellen probed: “What kind of text? What do you mean?”
Keith replied, “Nice, sex texting.” And added, “I’m a little red right now.”
I honestly think Keith has no idea how sexting works, because unless his version is her sending him a saucy photo and him replying, ‘hving a wnk lookin @ that pic ov u im cuming, k, thnx bai’, I’m not entirely convinced they’re doing it right.