I’m slowly starting to forgive Jared “sex with me is like putting a foot in a too-tight Jimmy Choo” Leto for going off and largely focusing on a music, rather than an acting career.
Yes, he’s also a notorious douche, who’s currently in recovery from a guy-liner addiction and his recent “Jesus chic” he’s been rocking is a terrible look but I still have a massive thing for him (it’s the blue eyes) and unless he announces that he doesn’t drink (you’d better drink, Jared) then it’s staying that way.
His latest video ‘City of Angels’ is a 11.33 minute Leto-directed short film interspersed with a 30 Second To Mars music video.
It sounded as if it was going to be sh1t, with Jared and a pile of famous and not-so famous faces – including Lindsay Lohan, Selena Gomez, James Franco, Olivia Wilde, Juliette Lewis, Alan Cumming, Kanye West and Corey Feldman - discussing what Los Angeles means to them.
But incredibly, it’s actually really enjoyable- Kanye “muthafuckin’” West managed to make me laugh and smile with rather than at him a couple of times and I genuinely felt a bit sorry for Lindsay “Lins” Lohan.
I don’t know whether Jared sprayed them all with anti-arsehole spray before plonking them in front of the camera, but I loved it.