Face like a dropped pie Tori Spelling has admitted that she (gasp) lied to Us Weekly about how she lost 45lbs after giving birth to her fourth child in August 2012.
The 40-year-old sort-of famous sort-of (but cut off for now) heiress had told the magazine that she’d been swimming regularly and the weight just melted off that way.
But in her new hilariously-titled autobiography Spelling It Like It Is she admits that she just starved herself a la everyone else in Hollywood.
“I really don’t exercise much, period,” she writes. “So I took off my weight the old-fashioned way. I like to call it the Just Keep Your F–king Mouth Shut and Eat Air diet. It’s all the rage.”
And, if anyone’s wondering why every other celeb claims that they lose weight the healthy way when clearly they’re bulimic or anorexic, Spelling reveals that Hollywood PRs advise them against ‘fessing up to things like that:
“My publicist had given me clear instructions about what to say about my weight loss,” Tori explains. “Women didn’t want to know that I had lost weight through dieting, not exercising.
“I didn’t want to be the a-shole who didn’t work for it. So I said that I swam. It was sort of a bad choice. I can’t do much more than a doggy paddle.”
I don’t really care about Tori starving herself (or at least it doesn’t surprise me), what bothers me more is how can a Hollywood rich kid end up with such bad nose and boob jobs?