That storm that’s been whipping its way around Europe might just be a huge sigh of relief from Ashton Kutcher after he and Demi Moore finally signed their divorce paperwork a day or two ago – meaning it could be officially filed and final as early as next week.
Well, so says the New York Post:
“Ashton and Demi have finally signed their divorce agreement,” a source close to the couple tells the paper. “They are about to file paperwork with the court that will formally end their marriage.”
Whilst I joked at the time that Demi was hassling Ashton for a three-way for old times’ sake with Mila Kunis, this is probably what the former couple had been talking about when they shared a private jet back to Los Angeles from a tech conference they’d both attended.
I wonder how much Ashton agreed to pay Demi in the end (that’s why it’s taken two whole years to resolve since their split because the multi-millionairess has been gunning for mo’ money), and how long he’s going to wait before he announces that he and Mila are getting married and expecting a baby?
My bet is by this time next year North West and Ace Knute Johnson will have a new future classmate and Mila and Ashton will have had a totally douchey “low-key” wedding in a chateau in Saint-Tropez with her in the early stages of knocked up-ness.
Ah well, at least Demi’s got that ex pearl-diving yoga fanatic Australian boyfriend to put a smile on her face.
I do love a man who’s good with his hands.