MADONNA DRESSES UP AS KATIE PRICE AND USES OTHER TRICKS TO FOOL US SHE’S STILL YOUNG
Oh Madonna. I get that waking up every morning with the sinking feeling that the half your age hot young French guy lying in your bed next to you is only there because of your status, wealth and star power is wearing but you really can’t let that affect your judgement in other areas.
The 53-year-old is still resorting to dyeing her roots brown and wearing K*nterfeld patented leather fingerless gloves in a failed bid to persuade us that her hair’s not naturally grey now and she’s not rocking old lady vein hands.
It has to suck that she’s older than hired boyfriend Brahim Zaibat’s mother but these anti-ageing tactics aren’t fooling anyone. But, Madge is sneaky and has more than just two tricks up her sleeve.
There’s the dress up as ET and draw everyone’s eyes away from the face and down to the hobnail boots ploy.
And, there’s the wander around in your socks ploy. Actually this was when she dragged Brahim into Istanbul’s The Sultan Ahmed Mosque. Like all teenagers I bet he whined to go home and nagged her continuously to buy him sweets from the gift shop.
But that’s nothing compared to their arrival in Istanbul. As they alighted from the plane, Madonna dressed up as Katie Price, while Brahim carried her walking stick. Now we just need to work out which of Jordan’s escorts Zaibat was pretending to be. Peter Andre or the newish one from Argentina she has to talk to through an interpreter?
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