Oh William- how can you sit there looking so bored as your wife makes sex faces right alongside you? I love it when you get to see a glimpse of what might be the Royal money-shot face, but then the only blowing Kate came close to today was her expensive wash and dry from hairdresser Richard Ward.
And, the only Royal box William entered was at Wimbledon where the young couple watched Roger Federer knock several balls out as he played tennis with Mikhail Youzhny on the centre court.
Am I being crass? I do apologise. It’s just it’s far more entertaining than analysing what the discount Duchess chose to wear so let’s look at the saucy faces she pulled quickly.
Anyway, back to today. - Disney Princess hair?- check
Frumpy suede Camilla’s stylist-approved closed toe LK Bennet court shoes?- check
Asking Wills questions throughout the match so the er, not so blessed in the brains department Prince feels all clever and knowledgeable? – Check
- Do you think she uses excel spreadsheets to organise herself ahead of these events?
She is too thin. Has no hips, has no waist. She is straight as a board.
Although her shoes send me into a frenzy – that McQueen sailor dress is f*cking adorable. SJP has it too!! Fashion props for Kate for wearing a Carrie dress – thumbs down for the bloody courts. It’s summer. Her feet must be melting in the heat in the suede shoes and tan tights.
Heat? What heat? Summer has well and truly failed to arrive in England this year (and every other year I’ve lived here).
Jesus, when I lived in London in the summer it was belting hot rain or shine. Still even in mild summer, suede courts and tights!
Sadly not this year, Shiny my friend. I’ve moved from Sydney to Barcelona to the English countryside in the past 6 years and I’ve never experienced a colder or wetter summer than this one. Having said that, today’s lovely and I’m going outside to read in the sun!
Tell me about it. I live in Ireland – rain, hailstones and chilly winds last three weeks.
Is it just me, or does anyone else also think that Kate has too many face folds for her age. Her skin looks like it has started sagging already….. shouldn’t she be peaches and cream, fresh as a daisy, still youthful at 30??
I was just thinking this. I think her make-up is really ageing, she could definitely look a lot more fresh faced than she does. Too powdery and the eyeliner is very harsh rather than a skin problem. She needs to lighten the whole look.
Yeah. Another reason why she shouldn’t style herself. She even did her own make-up for the wedding!
Definitely looking fuller in the face and not as skinny as the first outing in this dress *winks*