ROYALS: THE DISCOUNT DUCHESS KATE MIDDLETON STRIKES AGAIN IN A PREVIOUSLY WORN DRESS AT WIMBLEDON
Oh William- how can you sit there looking so bored as your wife makes sex faces right alongside you? I love it when you get to see a glimpse of what might be the Royal money-shot face, but then the only blowing Kate came close to today was her expensive wash and dry from hairdresser Richard Ward.
And, the only Royal box William entered was at Wimbledon where the young couple watched Roger Federer knock several balls out as he played tennis with Mikhail Youzhny on the centre court.
Am I being crass? I do apologise. It’s just it’s far more entertaining than analysing what the discount Duchess chose to wear so let’s look at the saucy faces she pulled quickly.
The 30-year-old Royal wore the same Alexander McQueen cream knit dress that she wore on their tour of Canada last year. Whilst I do wish she’d dress more interestingly, on Kate and given that she won’t ever crank up the fash-ion, I love it. It’s suitably understated and event-appropriate and the colour is dee-vine against her skin tone.
Back in the haze of newly-wedded bliss of summer 2011, the couple giggled and blushed their way through a trip to Prince Edward island in glorious Canada- where Kate’s favourite book Anne of Green Gables was set. (On a side note: ‘Wonder if she’s read ’50 Shades of Grey’ yet and is forcing Wills to tie her up with his old Etonian school tie and such?)
Anyway, back to today. - Disney Princess hair?- check
Frumpy suede Camilla’s stylist-approved closed toe LK Bennet court shoes?- check
Asking Wills questions throughout the match so the er, not so blessed in the brains department Prince feels all clever and knowledgeable? – Check
Outfit that’s been worn precisely once before so as not to make the father-in-law who is also in charge of the fashion purse strings thinking she’s squandering his money on pretty frocks that she bins straight after wearing?- Check.
- Do you think she uses excel spreadsheets to organise herself ahead of these events?
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