Author Archives: Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.

Site Update: We’re On Holiday!

  Hi darlings, Just a very quick note. I’ve been offered a last-minute cancellation to get this tumour I’ve been battling for months now whipped out. I was going to wait until this Autumn, but it’s been sending my hormones … Continue reading

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You’re Invited: Designer Catwalk Show 27th June

Come to the next LoveDesignerFashion.co.uk Catwalk Show in association with the Platform for Emerging Fashion Designers and Models on 27th June at the No.41 Club, Mayfair Please RSVP Yes and book your £11 ticket here: Recline on velvet sofas, drink cocktails and lust … Continue reading

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Kelly Osbourne And A Box Of Safety Pins Had A Nasty Accident

Fash-un expert Kelly Osbourne has hit on a cunning plan to distract us all from the fact that she’s swiftly turning into her mother Sharon (do they share the same facial surgeon, perchance?), by rocking a new plaited and safety-pinned … Continue reading

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No-One’s Happy With Lady Gaga’s Latest Dog Bothering Antics

Saying Lady Gaga is an incorrigible twat is like mentioning that the sky’s blue or water’s wet. But she’s outdone herself this time by making a music video for her craptastic song ‘Do What U Want’ earlier this year with … Continue reading

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Kim And Kanye Kardashian Will Be On Honeymoon Forever

Kim Kardashian gave her first post-wedding interview to the Daily Mail Online yesterday while in Cannes in the south of France – a country which she is visiting with disturbing frequency. The 33-year-old trash bag admitted that she had no idea … Continue reading

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Cameron Diaz Promotes “Sex Tape” In Spain

Cameron Diaz has been promoting the movie which she stars in with Jason Segel about a couple who make a sex tape which they accidentally upload to iCloud and then hilarity ensues (ahem, or not) as they try to retrieve … Continue reading

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Lupita Nyong’o Scores The July Cover Of Vogue

  Finally! – Anna Wintour has done something right for a change and has put Lupita Nyong’o on the cover of the July issue of Vogue. The 32-year-old Oscar-winning actress is wearing a printed silver, red and black sundress from Prada’s … Continue reading

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Game of Thrones: Why The Hound Isn’t Really Dead

I’m guessing I’m the only one who was left disappointed by the Game of Thrones finale, when we didn’t get to see a pair of giants totally naked and making sweet giant love as a knee-jerk reaction to Mag the … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga Needs To Stop Feeling Sorry For Herself And Get Out And See The World

  Poor old Gaga’s been at it again, and by “at it” I mean acting like a desperado and generally making a fool of herself. The ex-pop star did her best Joan Collins in Dynasty impression the yesterday and after … Continue reading

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Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Set An Example For Pap-Hating Celebs Everywhere

Normally I’d roll my eyes at a couple with a film in cinemas refusing to be photographed, but Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield did it with such class yesterday that I can’t help but applaud them. After having breakfast at … Continue reading

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Kate Middleton Gets A Crash Course In Morse Code

At first glance I thought that DJ Middy Fresh was busting out her mixing skills on the ones and twos during a visit to an old folks’ home today. But, no, it turns out that Catherine Middleton was getting a … Continue reading

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Victoria Beckham On Her Clothing Empire: “My Name Is On The Label”

Posh Beckham is going to empower you – if you splash out several grand on one of “her” dresses that is. The 40-year-old, who “makes a career in fashion” told Elle Singapore, “I want to make a woman feel her … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Wants To Remind You That She’s Had Her Boobs Done

Although faux-husband Kanye West claims he’s on a mission to “raise the taste level of a generation,” he’s yet to work his magic on Kim Kardashian’s dress sense. The 33-year-old trash reality star walked around New York City yesterday looking like … Continue reading

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Kanye West Tells Cannes Conference Kim Kardashian’s Photo Turns Him On

  Poor old Kanye West. The 37-year-old man-child is still as endearing insecure with as strong a need to puff up his chest and show off his tail feathers as he ever had before he married into America’s number one … Continue reading

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Prince George Eats A Daisy And Plays Football At The Polo

  “EAU HELLAIR! Catherine he-yar! one has been in the ‘shires with one’s bay-bair to attend the polo! and one’s baby was screaming his bally head orf!” Yes, old Middlers was down in Cirencester in Gloucestershire yesterday and George was … Continue reading

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Keeping Up With The Chavs: Kim Kardashian Pierces Her Baby’s Ears

Oh dear. The nanny clearly went for a day out to the mall with North West while Kim and Kanye Charade-ashian were away on their “honeymoon” last week  - because the baby, who turned 1 year-old yesterday, suddenly has her ears … Continue reading

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Mick Jagger The Shagger’s Back To His Old Ways

So, Zelda from the Terrahawks Mick Jagger has got a new girlfriend – causing a mild shrug across celebsville and a chorus of tut tuts and ‘how dare he?’ from Daily Mail Online commenters.   The 70-year-old wrinkly rocker is currently … Continue reading

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Bouncy Beyoncé Certainly Has A Spring In Her Step

Either Beyoncé has gone out and bought herself some ben-wa vibrating balls and popped them in her undies, or she’s getting a bit of the old litre bottle of cola action from her husband because she certainly had a spring … Continue reading

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STARSTRUCK William Hague Has Nominated Angelina Jolie For A DAMEHOOD

For f-ck’s sake! “Great” Britain has awarded Angelina Jolie a DAMEHOOD, thanks to her pocket politician William Hague (who she’s probably f-cking) nominating her via the Foreign Office. The 39-year-old actress has been named an honorary dame as part of … Continue reading

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Eva Longoria Is Amazing, Doesn’t Want Kids

  All hail Eva Longoria, who has openly and honestly told People magazine that having kids is “not in my future.” Yep. The 39-year-old actress added, ”With kids, I love their energy and spirit and innocence,” and then she launched into talking … Continue reading

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Amal Alamuddin Does Her Best Madonna In The 80′s Impression

Amal Alamuddin has the perfect busy and important human rights lawyer job – she barely works by the looks of things and spends her days either hanging out with George Clooney in various spots around the globe or going to … Continue reading

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Video: Bruce Jenner Gets Highlights

Aunt Bess continues in his quest to be beautiful whilst being beleaguered by his estranged husband Kris Jenner. The above video shows one of the latest episodes of Keeping Up With The Krap and, if you can stand the nasal … Continue reading

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Smug Off: Camilla Parker Bowles And Angelina Jolie’s Meeting Of Minds

Camilla: “Well I thought Charles wanting to be one of my tampons really was the limit, but presumably you have far worse stories to tell Miss. Jolie…” Angelina: “Oh honey, you don’t know the half of it…“   Angie… “ISN’T … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga Goes On Her Daily Walk For the Paps And A Few Tourists

Sir Gagsalot and her mini-me decided to call up some New York paparazzi, wait for a small crowd of tourists to gather and left her apartment yesterday whilst muttering under her breath, ‘I’m still famous, I’m still relevant, why won’t … Continue reading

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