Author Archives: Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

About Jen Paul (BOHOMOTH)

Jenny Paul is a veteran showbiz reporter who is based in Cannes in the south of France. She has worked on major breaking news stories over the past decade and more for entertainment news outlets worldwide including: Us Weekly (USA), People magazine (USA), E! News (USA) ABC News (USA), The New York Post (USA), The Sun (UK), The Mirror (UK), The Daily Mail, (UK), The Mail on Sunday (UK) and many others too numerous to mention. She firmly believes that love, truth, hugs, dogs and the power of laughter make the world a better place.

Beyoncé Is Named Time Magazine’s Most Influential Person

Who’s the person that’s influenced you most in your life? – your mother? a teacher? perhaps, ooh I dunno Gandhi?, erm, Madonna?, Ernest Hemingway?, Mother Teresa? Nope? erm, well, how about BEYONCE? The singer, who gets on stage and sings … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Woke Up Looking Like This

You know what? I may have fallen out of bed in the night and banged my head but I’ve decided I actually like Taylor Swift now she’s giving up bearding. Look at her here leaving her New York apartment in … Continue reading

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An Old Black Leather Sofa Died So Kim Kardashian Could Have A Skirt

Kim Kardashian was wearing so much yellow concealer yesterday that if I hadn’t known her habit for caking it on with a shovel I’d have worried that she was suffering liver failure. The 32-year-old trash un-reality un-star rocked up at … Continue reading

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Goodness! Surely Prince William And Kate Have Worked So Hard Down Under That They’ve Earned A Holiday?

“Well, HELLEAU … “Catherine Middleton, wom-arn of thar people, with the common touch who only spendeth on average one to two thousand pounds per outfit and who hath done fantarstically well on one’s Royal tour of Australi-ar and yet is … Continue reading

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Like It Or Dump It: Rumer Willis, Her Incredible Shrinking Face And Cut Out Dress

You know what “they” say – when you’ve done something to your face, change your hair to distract everyone. But has acting progeny Rumer Willis gone one step further and distracted everyone from her changing face by giving us a … Continue reading

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Jodie Foster Married her Girlfriend Last Weekend

I love a good spring wedding and Jodie Foster apparently does too, because she married her girlfriend of almost a year last weekend! The 51-year-old Oscar winner tied the knot with Alexandra Hedison, 44, her publicist confirmed. There’s no other … Continue reading

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Jennifer Aniston’s Getting Really Into This Acting Lark

Jennifer Aniston continues her Oscar-winning acting bid on the set of Cake by pretending to be one of us normals – complete with greasy hair, a bit of extra weight and facial scars. The poor lamb. Surely an actor hasn’t … Continue reading

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Katy Perry Is About As Funny As A Dose Of John Mayer’s Clap

Katy Perry continues to showcase the fact that she has the brains of a rocking horse. The 29-year-old singer terrorised a bunch of five-year-olds who, along with their parents, had no idea it was a “prank” for her latest music … Continue reading

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Johnny Depp Does The Hokey Cokey To Celebrate Amber Heard’s 28th birthday

“You put your left arm in… ” “Your left arm out..” “In out, in out, you shake it all about, you do the hokey-cokey and you turn around and that’s what it’s all about. Rah! Rah!” “You put your right … Continue reading

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Please Help Make This Dying Teenager’s Last Wish Come True

Occasionally you hear a story that is so inspiring that it motivates you to put your hand in your pocket and help. Stephen Sutton’s plight is one of those stories. He’s a 19-year-old Brit who also has a rare type … Continue reading

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Open Thread: Lupita Nyong’o Named World’s Most Beautiful – But Is The Concept Outdated?

There is no better person to nudge Gwyneth Paltrow off her “Most Beautiful Person in the World” throne and onto her bony arse on the floor than Lupita Nyong’o. The 32-year-old Oscar-winner has been named ‘Most Beautiful’ by People magazine … Continue reading

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Watch: Kate Middleton And Prince William Mix It Up, Royal-Style

“Well, Yo thar! one is Dee-Jair K-Middy mixing it up Roy-arl style on thar gramophone decks todair. It is sweet. Yar?” “One rar-ly showed one’s husbarnd thar benefits of being a form-ar common-ar in Australi-ar today. “One did some mixing … Continue reading

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Jay Z Buys Beyoncé A Rabbit (Not The Battery-Powered Kind)

Beyoncé and Jay Z went with the whole ‘bunny’ theme of Easter over the weekend and as well as Beyowulf popping some ears on her head, her husband Shawn Carter pulled on a rabbit suit. No word on whether they … Continue reading

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Jennifer Lawrence Has This “Spring” Thing Licked

Jennifer Lawrence popped over to the Good Morning America studios in New York yesterday and she looks absolutely lickable from head-to-toe. The 23-year-old Hunger Games star gave us all a masterclass in how to grow out an elfin crop with … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Is Out To Lunch, While Khloe’s Dining In

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner, step-father Bruce Jenner her grandmother Mary Jo Shannon went out for lunch in Calabasas in California late last week. My grandmother would have been horrified if I’d grown up to become a Kartrashian … Continue reading

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Katie Holmes Got Posen-ed And It Was Horrible

HOLMES! NO! Katie Holmes from Dawson’s Creek, Ohio was at the premiere of her new film Miss Meadows during the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday. And, the 35-year-old retired fashion designer looked forking AWFUL in a wine-coloured satin Zac Posen dress … Continue reading

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Vanessa Paradis Tries To Work The Easter Egg Head

With ex Johnny Depp diving into a consignment store dumpster for his latest look, Vanessa Paradis decided to remodel her new short hair in the shape of a Walnut Whip – right in time for Easter. I’m not convinced it … Continue reading

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Royals Down Under: Wills And Kate Tiring Of The Tour?

“EAU HELLAIR! Catherine hee-yar. One is positively seething and tearing one’s hair out after working jolly hard with one’s husbarnd over the East-ar break over in Australi-ar.” “Willi-arm really is the limit!  “I mean honest-lair you won’t believe what he’s … Continue reading

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: The Hobo Chic Posh & Becks

Having spent the past few days doing a large amount of sitting around on my arse watching television I’ve noticed that reality TV is the darling of telly production companies. It’s cheap as chips to put together and we all … Continue reading

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The Stupid Awards: Jessica Simpson’s Baby Daddy Treats Their Kid Like A Football

It’s horrible when you have kids and everyone starts pointing fingers at your parenting skills. As Homer Simpson once said, ‘Childless drunks give the best parenting advice’. Ahem, or so they think until they have them themselves. But anyone with … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Has Learned A Very Valuable Life Lesson

Gwyneth Paltrow is really letting her freak flag now she’s getting divorced from dullard and vegetarian Chris Martin. The 41-year-old blogstress allowed son Moses to legally change his name t something less ridiculous eat hot dogs covered in Fritos for his eighth … Continue reading

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Happy 40th Birthday Victoria ‘Posh Spice’ Beckham

She was the poshest chav out of a group of five of them, and the one who couldn’t sing or dance, but that didn’t stop her from going on to marry a footballer and going on to “make a career … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus Is Kept In Hospital For A Second Night: Girl, You’ll Be A Woman, Soon

Well, I’ve decided to give Miley Cyrus the benefit of the doubt and play along with the assertion from her people that her hospitalisation this week is from a reaction to antibiotics. The 21-year-old Wrecking Ball singer has been kept … Continue reading

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Kate Middleton Sends Prince William Over The Edge In Australia

“WHY EYE SAY! “Catherine he-yar! And, one is in a rather jolly mood!” “Remember how old Willy-arm called meh a banarn-ar yesterday?” “Well I decided to get my own back on him by pushing him out of the spotlight whilst … Continue reading

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