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Bouncy Beyoncé Certainly Has A Spring In Her Step

Either Beyoncé has gone out and bought herself some ben-wa vibrating balls and popped them in her undies, or she’s getting a bit of the old litre bottle of cola action from her husband because she certainly had a spring … Continue reading

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As Cheating Rumours Swirl It’s Business As Usual For Beyoncé And Jay Z

Whilst Jay Z’s preference for groupie-boffing has been an open secret for years, ever since the Met Gala spat with Solange Knowles over his “closeness” to Rachel Roy, it appears to be open season on his and Beyoncé’s marriage and … Continue reading

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Handbags At Dawn: Solange And Rachel Roy At The CFDA Awards

I do love a slice of drama to go with by afternoon cup of bitchery which is why I’m delighted that Solange Knowles turned up at the CFDA Awards in New York City last night, as did friend turned enemy … Continue reading

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The Kimye Nuptials: The Tackiest Publicity Stunt In History?

So now I’m back let’s have a laugh at Kimye’s tacky nuptials and officially give Kanye a warm hand upon his entrance to the D-list as a fully fledged member of the Kartrashian Klan (or as ‘Ye tellingly calls his … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Wants You To Think that Jay Z And Solange Are Best Friends Now

You know what they say, the family that beats the crap out of each other Jerry Springer-style stays together – which must be why Beyoncé has released several happy snaps of herself, Jay Z, Tina Knowles and sister Solange in … Continue reading

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Video: Jay Z And Beyoncé Are On The Run

Jay Z and Beyoncé decided to dress up like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when they’re having one of their BDSM sessions to promote their upcoming joint tour – On The Run. Or perhaps they were in disguise because they … Continue reading

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Attention: The Met Gala Elevator Fight Is Bey-hind Jay Z And Solange

Jay Z, Beyoncé and Solange Knowles have finally released a joint statement about the whole nasty little elevator incident at The Standard Hotel after the Met Gala. According to what was obviously a flack-penned missive, Jay and Solange have apologised … Continue reading

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Solange Attacked Jay Z Because of Him Being “Too Close” To Rachel Roy

In case you’re not good at reading between the lines then according to the internet, we have finally got to the bottom of the whole Solange kicking and punching Jay Z in a lift at the Standard Hotel after the … Continue reading

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KERCHING! Jay Z and Beyoncé Find A Way To Cash In On THAT Elevator Tape

If ever they were unsure about going off on tour together AS FAR AWAY FROM SOLANGE AS POSSIBLE, then Beyoncé and Jay Z are certainly all for it this morning. I bet they’ve got their Louis Vuitton suitcases packed and … Continue reading

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Video: Solange Knowles Kicks And Punches Jay Z As Beyoncé Watches

Crikey. Solange Knowles unleashed her inner Chris Brown at a Met Gala after-party last Monday and savagely kicked and punched brother-in-law Jay Z in a lift at the Boom Boom Room – as Beyoncé stood watching. TMZ have got hold … Continue reading

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Met Gala 2014: Uh, Oh… Someone Obviously Let Tina Knowles Explain The Theme To Beyoncé

Beyoncé decided to dress up as “grieving Italian grandmother who’s hoping to get one last roll in the hay from that nice young man who’ll be serving the red wine at the wake later”. It’s Givenchy, which explains it all … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Is Named Time Magazine’s Most Influential Person

Who’s the person that’s influenced you most in your life? – your mother? a teacher? perhaps, ooh I dunno Gandhi?, erm, Madonna?, Ernest Hemingway?, Mother Teresa? Nope? erm, well, how about BEYONCE? The singer, who gets on stage and sings … Continue reading

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Jay Z Buys Beyoncé A Rabbit (Not The Battery-Powered Kind)

Beyoncé and Jay Z went with the whole ‘bunny’ theme of Easter over the weekend and as well as Beyowulf popping some ears on her head, her husband Shawn Carter pulled on a rabbit suit. No word on whether they … Continue reading

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Beyoncé: Mama Knowles Best

And finally, there were more Knowles at Coachella last week than there is in my entire ‘Swapshop’ video collection. Solange ‘The Hurr’ Knowles was due to perform, but the fact that big sister Bey popped up on stage to support … Continue reading

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Beyoncé And Jay Z Are Going To Be Busy Working During The Kimye Wedding

Jay Z’s rolling up his super-sized penis and going on tour with his wife Beyoncé for company this summer. Well, they do say a change is as good as a rest. According to a report in the NY Post, the … Continue reading

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Is Jay Z Secretly 50 Years Old But Lying About His Age?

Oh dear. Gwyneth Paltrow’s imaginary BFF and secret lovah Jay Z has apparently been telling fibs about his real age. According to radio host Troi Torain (aka ‘Star’), the five cans of Lilt laid end-to-end and their owner are almost … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Wants To Ban The Word ‘Bossy’…

The politically-correct brigade have decided to ban the word “bossy” and have even released a breezy PSA which stars Beyoncé and if you weren’t listening closely could just as easily pass for a celebrity-endorsed tampon commercial. Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg and Girl Scouts … Continue reading

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Beyoncé, Jay Z and Her New Trout-Pout Go Clubbing In London

Beyoncé and Jay Z popped along to the Arts Club in London on Thursday – after landing in the British capital for the UK leg of her tour. The 44-year-old rap mogul appeared to have a problem with his world-famous … Continue reading

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Under The Sea: Beyonce Dives Into Diva Mode For Brits

Beyonce was back in full-on diva mode for a surprise performance at the 2014 Brit Awards last night for the first live performance of ‘XO’. This sparkling ‘under the sea’ couture goan is by Grecian designer, Vrettos Vrettakos Vrettakos. It’s fab, … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and a Push-Up Bra Babysit Blue Ivy Carter

Self-proclaimed feminist saviour Beyoncé Carter has gifted us normals with some totally natural and unposed photographs of herself relaxing under a chandelier on a gold and white throne – which she her SEO guys posted on Tumblr. Queen Bey stares … Continue reading

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Attention: Beyoncé Has A Way For You To Be As Skinny As She Is

Beyoncé joined Jay Z for a rendition of that awful ‘Drunk In Love’ during a pre-Superbowl party in New York on Saturday night. The 6,000-strong crowd at DirecTV’s Super Bowl party included Leonardo DiCaprio, Paul McCartney, Hayden Panettiere and Jamie Foxx. … Continue reading

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2014 Grammy Awards: Beyoncé and Jay Z Steam Up The Stage

Beyoncé Von Beyowulf opened the 2014 Grammy Awards show with a shexay performance of Drunk in Love – which was on her recent stealth-released album, called imaginatively ‘Beyoncé’.  Jay Z joined the camel-toe-tard wearing ‘Ce on stage for a spot of … Continue reading

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BOHOS 2014: The Celebrity We Most Wish Was Extinct

Nominees:  Beyoncé Robin Thicke Kim Kardashian Lady Gaga Shia Le Beouf Winner: Kim Kardashian   ‘Difficult to see anyone beating Kim in this genre, because despite giving us some lols this year in the form of that video, belfies and the occasional … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, Ladies, We Have A Saviour… Her Name Is Beyoncé

Beyoncé has written an open letter about her thoughts on feminism entitled Gender Equality Is A Myth - which features in Maria Shriver’s The Shriver Report: A Woman’s Nation Pushes Back from the Brink. The 32-year-old diva says that gender equality isn’t a reality … Continue reading

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