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Jay Z Buys Beyoncé A Rabbit (Not The Battery-Powered Kind)

Beyoncé and Jay Z went with the whole ‘bunny’ theme of Easter over the weekend and as well as Beyowulf popping some ears on her head, her husband Shawn Carter pulled on a rabbit suit. No word on whether they … Continue reading

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Beyoncé: Mama Knowles Best

And finally, there were more Knowles at Coachella last week than there is in my entire ‘Swapshop’ video collection. Solange ‘The Hurr’ Knowles was due to perform, but the fact that big sister Bey popped up on stage to support … Continue reading

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Beyoncé And Jay Z Are Going To Be Busy Working During The Kimye Wedding

Jay Z’s rolling up his super-sized penis and going on tour with his wife Beyoncé for company this summer. Well, they do say a change is as good as a rest. According to a report in the NY Post, the … Continue reading

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Is Jay Z Secretly 50 Years Old But Lying About His Age?

Oh dear. Gwyneth Paltrow’s imaginary BFF and secret lovah Jay Z has apparently been telling fibs about his real age. According to radio host Troi Torain (aka ‘Star’), the five cans of Lilt laid end-to-end and their owner are almost … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Wants To Ban The Word ‘Bossy’…

The politically-correct brigade have decided to ban the word “bossy” and have even released a breezy PSA which stars Beyoncé and if you weren’t listening closely could just as easily pass for a celebrity-endorsed tampon commercial. Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg and Girl Scouts … Continue reading

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Beyoncé, Jay Z and Her New Trout-Pout Go Clubbing In London

Beyoncé and Jay Z popped along to the Arts Club in London on Thursday – after landing in the British capital for the UK leg of her tour. The 44-year-old rap mogul appeared to have a problem with his world-famous … Continue reading

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Under The Sea: Beyonce Dives Into Diva Mode For Brits

Beyonce was back in full-on diva mode for a surprise performance at the 2014 Brit Awards last night for the first live performance of ‘XO’. This sparkling ‘under the sea’ couture goan is by Grecian designer, Vrettos Vrettakos Vrettakos. It’s fab, … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and a Push-Up Bra Babysit Blue Ivy Carter

Self-proclaimed feminist saviour Beyoncé Carter has gifted us normals with some totally natural and unposed photographs of herself relaxing under a chandelier on a gold and white throne – which she her SEO guys posted on Tumblr. Queen Bey stares … Continue reading

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Attention: Beyoncé Has A Way For You To Be As Skinny As She Is

Beyoncé joined Jay Z for a rendition of that awful ‘Drunk In Love’ during a pre-Superbowl party in New York on Saturday night. The 6,000-strong crowd at DirecTV’s Super Bowl party included Leonardo DiCaprio, Paul McCartney, Hayden Panettiere and Jamie Foxx. … Continue reading

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2014 Grammy Awards: Beyoncé and Jay Z Steam Up The Stage

Beyoncé Von Beyowulf opened the 2014 Grammy Awards show with a shexay performance of Drunk in Love – which was on her recent stealth-released album, called imaginatively ‘Beyoncé’.  Jay Z joined the camel-toe-tard wearing ‘Ce on stage for a spot of … Continue reading

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BOHOS 2014: The Celebrity We Most Wish Was Extinct

Nominees:  Beyoncé Robin Thicke Kim Kardashian Lady Gaga Shia Le Beouf Winner: Kim Kardashian   ‘Difficult to see anyone beating Kim in this genre, because despite giving us some lols this year in the form of that video, belfies and the occasional … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, Ladies, We Have A Saviour… Her Name Is Beyoncé

Beyoncé has written an open letter about her thoughts on feminism entitled Gender Equality Is A Myth - which features in Maria Shriver’s The Shriver Report: A Woman’s Nation Pushes Back from the Brink. The 32-year-old diva says that gender equality isn’t a reality … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Blesses Madonna’s Child With A Kiss

Beyoncé hath blessed Madonna’s daughter Mercy James with her Beyoncéness for life – after she kissed her and a veritable shaft of light with angels blowing trumpets came down from the sky to mark the blessed moment (well almost). The … Continue reading

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Video: Who Wants To Listen To Beyoncé’s Surprise New Album Then?

Beyoncé released a new “exclusive visual album” on iTunes last night, which is called – rather unimaginatively – ‘BEYONCÉ’ and has 14 new songs and 17 videos. The 32-year-old diva stealth-dropped her fifth studio album and although everyone knew it was … Continue reading

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Was Beyoncé Snapped Smoking Weed in Jamaica?

Beyoncé Knowles has shared photographs of herself during a recent holiday in Jamaica with Jay Z and her sister Solange and the internet hath decreed that she’s smoking a spliff in one of them. The 32-year-old singer posted a series … Continue reading

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Toot-y Call: Jay Z Puts Beyoncé on a Strict Diet

Jay ‘no hyphen’ Z and Beyoncé have embarked on a vegan diet for 22 days as part of what he calls a ‘plant based’ challenge. And no, it’s nothing to do with him deciding to do it when he was … Continue reading

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Beyonce Is Now Officially The Boss Of The Internet

Beyoncé’s still on that seemingly never-ending world tour (it ends later this month) and last night she bounced into Vancouver, Canada – treating British Columbians to SuperBey at her thigh-stomping, hair-shaking, air- hovering best. The 32-year-old diva has seemingly forgotten … Continue reading

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The Bravest Man on Earth Called Beyoncé “Stupid” – To Her Face

Ah Beyoncé. I think this is my new favourite story about the diva – apart from the one about the Jay Z groupie and her insides potentially ending up in a bag. The 32-year-old singer incurred the wrath of the … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feeling ‘Cross’, Says ‘F**K What Anyone Else Thinks’

Listen up serfs (and anyone who’s not Beyoncé and Jay Z), Gwyneth Paltrow has got her knickers and her 70′s bush bikini sideburns in a twist and she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore! You … Continue reading

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The Week That Was – ‘Airbrush’: Brits Loves Grits

A round-up of some of the week’s stories that kept us awake at night, posted throughout the day… Unless you’ve found that hidden cache of Christmas presents that Richard Burton once bought for Liz and buried somewhere but then got … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and Jay Z “Do” Britney and Justin in Paris

Jay Z took time out from emailing gossip about Gwyneth to Vanity Fair his Magna Carta World Tour to take his number one woman Beyoncé out for dinner in Paris, France – where she’s filming her latest music video. The … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Reckons She Communicated With An In Utero Blue Ivy During Childbirth

Sometimes I forget how ridiculous Beyoncé can be and then she rights that immediately by opening her mouth and uttering something hilariously inane and nonsensical. The 32-year-old lip-syncher told Australia’s edition of Marie-Claire that she was talking to alleged one-and-a-half-year-old daughter Blue … Continue reading

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Jay Z Learned Everything He Knows About Maths From Dealing Crack, Yo

Jay Z and the litre-sized bottle of cola that he keeps in his very deep trouser pockets star on the new Vanity Fair cover (although he kept the latter hidden presumably as the photographer didn’t have a panoramic lens to … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian’s Not Doing A Post-Baby Body Reveal and Has Stopped Working Out Altogether

It’s been a while since we’ve mocked Kim Kardashian and seemingly sensing our collective need to laugh at her, she’s popped into her time machine and gone back to the 1980′s, picked up some left over cans of Sun-In hair … Continue reading

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