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Ever Wondered Where Madonna Sells Her Ex Toyboys?

And finally to a weird phenomenon that has only recently come to my attention.  In much the same way that it is purported that elephants go to a secret communal graveyard in the jungle when they die, do Madonna’s ex-boyfriends … Continue reading

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Sword Swallowing Expert Madonna Gets Interrupted By Son Rocco Mid-Flow

Anything anyone can do, Madonna can do better. Forget pop pup Miley WhoCouldCareLess – the Queen of pop can hang her coated tongue out of her mouth and get down to a bit of good old-fashioned sword-swallowing with the best … Continue reading

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Grill Gone Wild: Madonna’s Not Letting The Gold Teeth Thing Go

Oh Madonna what did you do? The Queen of pop appeared in Rome (at the gym she owns there) yesterday after leaving the French Riviera on Monday looking ridiculous. The 55-year-old singer decided a couple of weeks ago to take … Continue reading

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Madonna Celebrated Her 55th Birthday, Made Brahim Zaibat Wear a Grey Wig

Well, we all wondered what Madonna Louise Ciccone would do for her 55th birthday on Friday and it turns out that she had a fancy dress party. Ugh. So that’s what people who don’t really drink do when they get … Continue reading

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Madonna Wears Fishnet Body Stocking and Underwear To Met Gala Afterparty

Ah Madonna, how faboosh is she, eh? The 54-year-old Material Girl changed out of her killer Met Gala outfit and into a second outfit for the afterparty at the Boom Boom Room at the top of The Standard Hotel in … Continue reading

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Met Gala 2013: Jennifer Lopez Wore Animal Print and A Toyboy on Her Arm

Goodness me, am I hallucinating? Jennifer Lopez turned up on the Met Gala red carpet tonight having nailed the theme (thanks to the hair) and with her boobs, thighs, arse and vagina all safely tucked away from public view. The 43-year-old … Continue reading

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Madonna Nips (And Tucks) Out To The Kabbalah Center Without Brahim Zaibat

Ooof. Madonna needs to get her assistants to check her side view and give her an honest opinion before she leaves the house because this shiny Easter egg look is not her friend. We all know the 54-year-old singer’s had … Continue reading

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WELCOME TO THE BEST PICTURE OF MADONNA AND BRAHIM ZAIBAT YOU’LL EVER SEE

Madonna and Brahim Zaibat are shown here leaving a fancy dress party by the back door (insert sex joke here) at the Kabbalah centre in Los Angeles. When you’ve finished letting your mind boggle into a loud chuckle as you … Continue reading

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AFTER STRIPPING FOR SANDY, MADONNA’S PLANNING TO AUCTION OFF TOUR MEMORABILIA

Madonna is planning to auction off items from her MDNA Tour to benefit the victims of Hurricane Sandy. The 54-year-old singer is going to sell her majorette costume and the caged basque she wore on stage, along with props from … Continue reading

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MADONNA TAKES THE KIDS ON A NEW YEAR SKI TRIP, SPENDS A LOT OF HER TIME PILLOW BITING THE SNOW

If only she had a glass of rosé in one hand and a cigarette in the other all it would take would be for Madge to yell ‘While you’re down there, love’ at the man cowering at her feet cover … Continue reading

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MA-DINNER: MADGE TONGUES BRAHIM ZAIBAT AS A CALORIE-FREE MID-SHOW SNACK IN BRAZIL

Well that’s one way to distract your 24-year-old boyfriend from checking out the surgery scars behind your ears. Madge decided to help the residents of Porto Alegre, Brazil, to loose some festive weight by forcing a packed audience at her … Continue reading

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LIKE A STURGEON: MADONNA HAS AN OVER-SHARE DURING HER MDNA TOUR IN MIAMI

Apologies. I know many of you are perusing these shots of Madonna as you chomp your way through your morning cornflakes. The 54-year-old singer gave us a glimpse of what she’d had for breakfast at her concert in Miami, Florida … Continue reading

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MADONNA’S TYING HERSELF UP IN CHAINS BUT SON ROCCO’S THE ONE WISHING HE COULD DO A HOUDINI

  See what I meant earlier this year when I was saying Madge’s facelift’s clearly on display during certain parts of her MDNA tour (which she’s STILL doing!). Well, here she is trying to be sexy but reminding legions of … Continue reading

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GIMME MOORE: HOW MADONNA COULD PUT A HUGE SMILE ON HER PAL DEMI’S FACE…

  Well kick the dolls out of the spare rooms, put them in a box in the attic and invite Rumer, Scout, Tallulah Belle along with Bruce Willis and his new piece over for a party because Demi Moore’s looking … Continue reading

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MADONNA FORGIVES ELTON JOHN, BOWS TO PRESSURE FROM MARINE LE PEN THEN HOPS ON A STRIPPER POLE (AS YOU DO)

  On Tuesday night, Madonna finally bowed to pressure and removed the Swastica that had been superimposed on the French National Front leader Marine Le Pen’s face during the video backdrop for Nobody Knows Me for the duration of her … Continue reading

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MADONNA: THE QUEEN OF POP STILL REIGNS SUPREME IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE

Last night Jameson and I trundled (ran excitedly) through the heat to catch Madonna Louise Ciccone’s final European leg of the MDNA world tour in Nice in the South of France. I’ve been a bit so-so on whether I wanted … Continue reading

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PAPA DON’T BEACH: MADONNA, LOURDES AND BRAHIM GO SWIMMING OFF THE FRENCH RIVIERA’S EDEN ROC

  MADONNA checked in to the Hotel Du Cap on the Cap d’Antibes yesterday afternoon with a massive entourage – which includes daughter Lourdes and son Rocco and, of course, French “lover” Brahim Zaibat. They’re staying in the Eden Roc … Continue reading

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MADONNA AND THE QUEST FOR ETERNAL YOUTH- AT WHAT POINT DOES SHE HOLD HER HANDS UP AND YELL: ‘I’M FIFTY F*CKING THREE AND PROUD OF IT, GODDAMNIT!’

  Madonna’s MDNA world tour has rolled into Holland and over the weekend she went to the cinema in Amsterdam with paid-lovah Brahim Zaibat, manager Guy Oseary and erm, magician David Blaine. – That would be enough to have me … Continue reading

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MADONNA KICK STARTS A NEW TREND: TOY-BOY RACING!

  It’s nice to see that Madge is making Brahim Zaibat earn his money’s worth and she’s using him as her personal pack mule as she drags him around the tourist sights of Florence in Italy. The 53-year-old singer took … Continue reading

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MADONNA DRESSES UP AS KATIE PRICE AND USES OTHER TRICKS TO FOOL US SHE’S STILL YOUNG

  Oh Madonna. I get that waking up every morning with the sinking feeling that the half your age hot young French guy lying in your bed next to you is only there because of your status, wealth and star … Continue reading

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CELEBRITY: WHY MADONNA WILL FORGIVE LOURDES FOR BEING CAUGHT SMOKING

How do you rebel against a mother who has done everything in her life from take MDMA in New York clubs to sleeping with most of the men and women in Hollywood over the years? If you’re 15-year-old Lourdes Leon, … Continue reading

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CELEBRITY: MADONNA – YOU CAN SPEND THOUSANDS ON PLASTIC SURGERY BUT IF YOU DON’T FEEL GOOD INSIDE, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK GOOD OUTSIDE

Where do you stand on Madonna? Personally, I LOVE the Material girl when she’s an unapologetic biatch, kicking arse in the charts, making pop music to sing along at the top of your voice to in the car and not … Continue reading

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