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Jennifer Lopez Gives The World Cup Anthem Nude Fishnet Wings

Erhm… Beyoncé let Jennifer Lopez borrow her skin-coloured fishnet tights, a labiatard, a weave and a pile of clunky gold so she could fist her way across the stage, propelling herself using nothing but the power of her mighty Kegel muscles … Continue reading

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The Lunch-Time Laugh: K-Fed, J-Lo and Sophie Wessex Are Here To Entertain You

They say a picture’s worth a thousand words (or 140 characters if you’re under 21) and on my daily travels through the internet I come across many a LOLgasmic snap and then forget to comment on them as the day … Continue reading

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JLo Does Classic Grace Kelly Dior As She Marries For The Last Time

And the bride wore, Dior. Yes, Jennifer Lopez just couldn’t have been be happier or more blushing a bride in her Christian Dior Pre-Fall 2013 white-and-peach hi-lo gown as she walked down the marbled aisle of the Hollywood Walk of … Continue reading

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Video: Someone’s Given Jennifer Lopez A New Film Role

Well this is bad news for all of us, but good news for Jennifer Lopez because the singer has just scored a film role. The 43-year-old New York-born singer was mid-way through a radio interview with Washington, D.C. radio DJ Toby Knapp … Continue reading

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Jennifer Lopez: Two Steps Forward, Three Steps Back in London

Television viewers in the UK are yet to recover from watching Jennifer Lopez skidding up to the screen on her vagina like a dog with worms in high definition on Britain’s Got Talent this week. I’ve got no idea what she … Continue reading

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Met Gala 2013: Jennifer Lopez Wore Animal Print and A Toyboy on Her Arm

Goodness me, am I hallucinating? Jennifer Lopez turned up on the Met Gala red carpet tonight having nailed the theme (thanks to the hair) and with her boobs, thighs, arse and vagina all safely tucked away from public view. The 43-year-old … Continue reading

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The Queef Of Fashion: Jennifer Lopez Blows The Audience Away In Skintight Bodysuit

Jaysus. Jennifer Lopez let rip as she performed at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XIX in Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday night looking as if she’s hired Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles to make her stage costumes. The 43-year-old singer did her best … Continue reading

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Jennifer Lopez Took Her Mid-Life Crisis To Help Muhammad Ali Raise Money For Charity Last Night

Muhammad Ali might be in increasingly frail health but last night he was clearly as shocked as the rest of us to learn that Jennifer Lopez is still locking horns and various assorted limbs with boy-toy Casper Smart. The 43-year-old … Continue reading

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JENNIFER LOPEZ DOES DISCO GRANNY CHIC WITH HORRIFIC RESULTS

Jennifer Lopez went for a fifty shades of NO! look at the Tommy Hilfiger and Topshop openings in West Hollywood on Wednesday night. The 43-year-old singer clearly let man-child lovah Casper Fart dress and do her make-up – which resulted … Continue reading

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JENNIFER LOPEZ TAKES CASPER SMART TO A HOUSE PARTY WITH MARC ANTHONY

This is one kid’s birthday party that I’d actually like to have been at. Jennifer Lopez figured out a way to keep Casper Smart entertained while she got to sit back and drink wine with the adults by taking him … Continue reading

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RED CARPET: CLASS ACT ALL THE WAY – JLO WHIPS MEDIA WITH WHITE NUDEY DRESS IN VEGAS

PUT IT AWAY, JLO. We know you’re sexy. My eyes are rolling in my head like a slot machine on Jennifer Lopez’s tack-tackular look for the Parker premiere at Planet Hollywood Las Vegas last night. It was sexy-face central on the … Continue reading

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RED CARPET: JLO’S GOT THE ROCKS TO WEAR LANVIN BRIDAL

It’s Jenny from the block again! She’s trying to fool us with the rocks that she’s got again. The little minx. And what did JLo wear to the NYC L’Oreal sponsored screening of her latest movie ‘Parker’. Why just this nothing … Continue reading

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YES, YES ARGO WAS GREAT SAYS JENNIFER LOPEZ BUT DON’T FORGET BEN AFFLECK ALSO CO-STARRED IN A MOVIE WITH HER…

Pity the JLo. The 43-year-old hauled arse to the Ellen show to promote, well, herself and ended up getting strong-armed into talking about sitting in a room choc full of her ex horizontal morris dance partners on Sunday night. And, … Continue reading

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GOLDEN GLOBES 2013: JLO PARADES PERFECT MAKE-UP, OFF-THE-BOIL GOWN AND PEANUT C-SMART IN HALF-MAST UP-YOURS TO EXES

JLo had a busy night initially avoiding eye contact with her many exes at the Golden Globes yesterday. She started off strong with that Lopez blue steel: She lost me south of the abso perfect hair and make-up, in a gown so … Continue reading

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GOLDEN GLOBES 2013: JENNIFER LOPEZ SPENT LAST NIGHT CATCHING UP WITH HER EX-BOYFRIENDS…

Ever walked into a room and realised that you’ve slept with everyone in there? Jennifer Lopez bumped into former shags P-Diddy and Ben Affleck (plus sort-of ex Bradley Cooper) at the Golden Globe Awards last night. And whilst she didn’t … Continue reading

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WHAT A CHARMER: CASPER SMART GIVES JENNIFER LOPEZ A FEEL OF HIS SLITHERY SNAKE DOWN UNDER

When Shiny sent me this little gem yesterday I near-convulsed with laughter. And, very rarely, even I am stuck for words. JLo’s very own K-Fed tweeted this festive gift to the world of celeb-related comedy via tw@tter yesterday whilst visiting … Continue reading

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DUNCE AGAIN: JENNIFER LOPEZ REALLY NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT POTTY TRAINING CASPER SMART…

  Jennifer Lopez picked out a stunning outfit to promote the Australian leg of her Dance Again world tour in Melbourne this morning – cream leather suit, killer jewellery, hair and make-up just so, until… the eye scrolls down and… … Continue reading

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RED CARPET: JLO GIVES FRAGRANCE FACE FOR CHARITY

Golf applause to Jennifer Lopez for doing her bit for charity over the weekend. It just goes to show what a kind-hearted human being Jenny is – to selflessly give of her time on her world tour and  lend her … Continue reading

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PARIS FASHION WEEK: THE STARS ALIGN FOR WINTOUR’S OBAMA COCKTAIL PAR-TAY – J-LO, STELLA & SCARLET KNOCK ‘EM BACK FOR POLITICS

JLo wasn’t just busy pulling double babysitting duty with little daughter Emme and big pseudo-son Casper in the Chanel and Valentino front rows today, she got her politics on for a shindig hosted by Anna Wintour to raise dosh for President Obama’s … Continue reading

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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS TRYING TO GIVE CASPER SMART SOME CULTURAL EDUCATION, PLUS HIS LOOKALIKE REVEALED!

  This has been doing my head in for ages. But now I can relax because …I’ve finally worked out who Casper Smart reminds me of. The guy who turned into a dog on Ghostbusters! It’s totally him! -I can … Continue reading

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JENNIFER LOPEZ, CASPER SMART AND HER MOTHER AND COUSIN PLAY HAPPY FAMILIES IN RIO DE JANIERO

I’m coming down with something because I’ve decided to get behind Jennifer Lopez’s relationship with Casper Smart.They went out in a speedboat at the Rodrigo de Freitas Lagoon in Rio de Janeiro yesterday and sitting on the front of the … Continue reading

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JLO THINKS THE SUN SHINES OUT OF HER VAGINA…AND WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD

JLo has taken her mid-life crisis on the road (with Casper the friendly toyboy in tow) on the ‘Dance Again’ world tour. Jenny ain’t toured in nearly five years – she probably didn’t think she would ever dance again under … Continue reading

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CAMERON DIAZ & JENNIFER LOPEZ: WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU THROW TWO MID-LIFE CRISES AT THE RED CARPET

The biggest stretch of a book-to-movie in years is doing the summer premiere circuit, with Cameron Diaz, Elizabeth Banks and Brooklyn Decker in tow. What To Expect When You’re Expecting is the latest feel-good chick flick, that’s oddly based on … Continue reading

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CELEBRITY: JENNIFER LOPEZ IS FURIOUS WITH HER WELL-PAID BOYFRIEND

Some women do love a good drama and mommy bear Jennifer Lopez is no exception when it comes to dealing with baby bear Casper Smart. Here, the 42-year-old diva is getting her botox stretched to the hilt and dishing out … Continue reading

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