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BOHOS 2014: Celebrity Brat of the Year

Nominees: Justin Bieber Kanye West Shia LeBeouf Alec Baldwin Chris Brown Winner: Justin Bieber America’s hoping to deport Justin Bieber back to his native Canada for his recent escapades – which include egging a neighbour’s home, walking around with his … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Spray-Paints ‘Free Breezy’ on a Wall in Colombia

Next time you see Justin Bieber’s father kick him in the balls and tell him responsibility sent you because his little dicksplash of a son spray-painted ‘Free Breezy’ as a tribute to the currently-rehabbed Chris Brown on a wall in … Continue reading

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With Rihanna About To Leave Def Jam, Who’s Going To Take Up Jay Z’s Role As Her Mentor?

Rihanna has a couple of weeks off from her Diamonds World Tour and has headed to Los Angeles to drink and smoke herself into oblivion (she posted the above photo on twitter the other day) and shag a few rappers … Continue reading

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Rihanna To Check Into Clinic For Sex and Love Addiction?

Rihanna is allegedly checking into a sex and love addiction programme at Recovery Ranch in Tennessee during an upcoming six-week break from her Diamonds World Tour. The 25-year-old apparently made the decision because she can’t stop thinking about Voldemort Brown: “Rihanna is still desperately … Continue reading

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Blame It On The Brown: Rihanna Pregnant?

Speculation is mounting online that Rihanna and on-off boyfriend Voldemort-blame-it-on-the-Brown are expecting a baby. This appears to be based on her cancelling four of her shows during her world tour - Boston March 10th, Baltimore March 12th, Houston April 15th, Dallas April … Continue reading

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CHRIS BROWN DISHES OUT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE TO OTHER MEN

  Chris Brown only has to open his mouth to illustrate what a vile little puke he is and the other day he not-so-charmingly grabbed the microphone whilst on stage at the Emerson Theatre in Hollywood to tell men to claim … Continue reading

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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN: BLOW, BOOZE, BENDERS AND… BABIES???

I know we’re all bored of ChRihanna but I wanted to just quickly address the comments the 25-year-old singer made in ELLE UK‘s April issue. After talking about her and Chris, 23, being back together (again), Rihanna admitted that she thinks … Continue reading

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KATE MOSS AND RIHANNA GET IT ON FOR V MAGAZINE WITH PRETTY BORING RESULTS

A while back, V magazine’s March cover image leaked and showed Rihanna and Kate Moss in a vaguely S&M inspired shoot by Mario Testino, and now there’s more of it for your delectation. Kate’s slept with most of her friends … Continue reading

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RIHANNA LOOKS GORGEOUS THEN SHOWS US HER BUSH

Let’s give Rihanna a virtual hug and some love, despite us all feeling cranky with her for officially reuniting with cracky Brown. The 24-year-old singer has been looking gorgeous lately with the Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman boots and look … Continue reading

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KATY PERRY DOESN’T APPROVE OF RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN

It’s always easier to give other people dating advice than it is to follow it yourself and whilst Katy Perry might not mind being seen with John golden shower boy Mayer she does have a problem with being spotted alongside her ex … Continue reading

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ADELE SAYS SHE DID NOT GIVE CHRIS BROWN A TELLING OFF AT THE GRAMMYS, IT WAS A COMPLIMENT…

Despite the entire internet hoping that Adele was b°llocking Chris Brown for failing to stand when Frank Ocean received a Grammy on Sunday, the songstress says that wasn’t the case at all. She tweeted: “Chris Brown and I were complimenting … Continue reading

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GRAMMYS 2013: RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN KEPT THEIR DEALERS BUSY THIS WEEKEND

Rihanna popped along to the GRAMMYS yesterday wearing a divine red custom made Azzedine Alaia scarlet dress, Neil Lane jewellery, and Manolo Blahnik heels. The 24-year-old’s nipples are giving me a touch of the Marty Feldmans. Unfortunately anything positive I have … Continue reading

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TINA BROWN SLAMS RIHANNA AS A ‘BIG FAT ZERO AS A ROLE MODEL FOR GIRLS’, BUT IS A GRAMMYS DUET WITH CHRIS BROWN IN THE WORKS?

Bow down and worship Tina Brown, who slammed Rihanna as ”a big fat zero as a role model for girls” on twitter after she rocked up in court and blew kisses to Chris Brown, who of course is the man that … Continue reading

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CHRIS BROWN TURNS UP IN COURT WITH RIHANNA AND A TUB OF MIRACLE GRO (FOR HIS HAIR)

The latest in the ChRihanna real-life soap opera is that Chris turned up at court with Rihanna in tow yesterday for a hearing that stems from his 2009 assault case against her- you know the one where he bit, punched … Continue reading

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RIHANNA WATCHES AS KARRUECHE TRAN MAKES CHRIS BROWN CRY. HA.

Aw. Not only has Rihanna’s own personal Jesus Chris Brown spent much of the past week being rightly hated on for beating the crap out of Frank Ocean, now he has been reduced to tears in public. By a girl. … Continue reading

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TODAY’S YES, HE’S STILL AN UTTER IDIOT NEWS: CHRIS BROWN COMPARES HIMSELF TO JESUS ON THE CROSS AFTER FRANK OCEAN SCRAP

Do you know those laughs that bubble up from deep within your funny bone and carry on giving you a re-LOL for a good ten minutes? Well I just got one from modern-day Jesus Chris ‘Breezy’ Brown. You may have … Continue reading

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RIHANNA NIPS OUT TO INFORM YOU WHAT SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST

When Rihanna rocked up at Eden nightclub in Hollywood last night wearing this stripagram coat, you’d be forgiven for thinking she looks as if she had nothing on underneath. And you’d be pretty much right. I do love it when … Continue reading

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WHAT’S RIHANNA BEEN DROPPING TO HER KNEES TO DO AND WHAT’S ALL THIS ABOUT A CHRIS BROWN GRAMMYS DUET?

Rihanna’s seen here leaving the Roxbury in Hollywood last night, wearing a pink cut off top with no bra and black skinny jeans with, erm, mud marks on the knees. What on earth can the 24-year-old sex-obsessed star have been … Continue reading

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RIHANNA BREAKS OUT GORGEOUS NEW LOOK THEN RUINS IT ALL BY ACTIVATING HER iSTALK ‘PHONE APP

  Well getting regular portions of meat and two veg certainly seem to do a girl good as Rihanna, despite her idiotic choices in her personal life, looked fan-forking-tastic as she stepped out in LA on Sunday night. I’m all … Continue reading

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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN GO FOR SOME ‘PHUCKYO’ SLUSH PUPPIES IN LOS ANGELES

  Rihanna and Karrueche Tran appear to have worked out a timeshare agreement on Chris Brown’s genitals – with the singer getting him for Christmas and New Year and her love rival presumably winning term time custody when Ri Ri’s … Continue reading

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THE WORLD SIGHS AND YAWNS AS RIHANNA ACTS ALL LOVED-UP WITH CHRIS BROWN

  When I clapped eyes on this photo it took a few moments for my jaw to clunk on the ground as my brain’s poor overloaded-from-Christmas synapses processed the details. Rihanna left her idyllic $10,000 a night seafront villa in … Continue reading

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ARSE: RIHANNA MAYBE GOT A DOPE PLANT TATTOOED ON HER BUM AS THE WORLD LEARNS SHE’S PROBABLY BACK WITH CHRIS BROWN

I’m bored of Rihanna and the gay community has dropped her because of her renewed dalliance with the homophobic, celebrity girlfriend-beater Chris Brown. I predict that by this time next year the once-promising 16-year-old that Jay-Z f-cked plucked from obscurity in … Continue reading

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RIHANNA KICKS OFF HER ANNUAL BAJAN HOLIDAY IN STYLE, BUT WILL CHRIS BROWN FLY IN FOR A BLOODY NEW YEAR SHOWDOWN?

  I can not wait until they invent teleporting. ‘Wouldn’t it be fan-fricken-tastic to push a button and end up poolside in (the slightly ruined by commercialism and chavvy these days, but definitely still beautiful) Barbados – where Rihanna is … Continue reading

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RIHANNA CRADLES AN UNFEASIBLY LARGE TESTICLE AS CHRIS BROWN SENDS ROLEX MARKETING EXECS HURTLING FROM THEIR OFFICE WINDOWS

  Ah isn’t that touching? Rihanna posed up for a photo with her abuser writing on twatter: ‘I dont wanna leave!!! Killed it tonight baby!!!’ Killed what? her pride? Self-respect? Ability to make cogent decisions? They’ve also no doubt sent … Continue reading

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