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Together At Last: Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan Spotted “Partying” in New York

Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus have been spotted partying in the early hours of Sunday morning at 1Oak nightclub in New York (by the way for non eagle-eyed readers that’s not Lilo with MiCy in the pic taken in the club … Continue reading

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Katy Perry on Russell Brand: ‘I was pretty f***ed, yes. It hurt a lot – I got a good knock.’

Right, well I’ve finished barfing after the Kimye engagement news and am now ready to move on to bashing other celebrity bullsh1t. Namely- Katy Perry. The 28-year-old singer is busy promoting her new album ‘Prism’ and has felt the need … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus Admits She’s ‘High’ All The Time – One Foot On A Banana Skin, The Other on A Cliché?

Are we worried about Miley Cyrus yet? The 20-year-old singer appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s show on Tuesday night and – as you’ll be able to tell from one glance at her gold encrusted nanna slippers that she was wearing as … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber’s Orange Booties Are The Surest Sign Yet He Needs Help

Look at little Justin Bieber – doesn’t he make you proud to be a human-being? The 19-year-old Canadian singer was tooling around at a heliport the other day in his ‘Billionaire Boys Club’ t-shirt with pink star covered tween girl … Continue reading

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Kate Gets Mossed With Stella McCartney, Sadie Frost and Co.

Oh my giddy aunt. The funniest set of photos I’ve seen in a long time has emerged from Fran Cutler’s 50th birthday bash in London last night. If you need a good laugh then the 80’s themed party (and the … Continue reading

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Sean Combs’ Ex Accused of Letting Their Kids Play With Cocaine?

  Sean ‘Puff Daddy’ Combs’ ex Kim Porter is being sued by a former nanny – who claims that as well as her boss chain-smoking marijuana all day at home, one day the children were ‘covered’ in white powder after … Continue reading

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The Reason For Miley Cyrus Twerking in Unicorn Costumes Revealed- Dope, Lots and Lots of It

Pop budgie Miley Cyrus promised a while back that her new music would shut everybody up and she was right, because after torturing my eardrums with her new collaboration with Snoop Dogg Lion, I’m stunned at how utterly sh1te it … Continue reading

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CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE HECK’S HAPPENED TO ANGELINA JOLIE’S FACE?

While I have a few quiet moments, I wanted to discuss Angelina Jolie’s face at the 27th American Society Of Cinematographers Awards In Los Angeles on Sunday. It’s shocking to think that back in 2003 this was the woman that every … Continue reading

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CHIN WHEN YOU’RE WINNING: SIMON COWELL LOOKING PLASTIC FANTASTIC IN LOS ANGELES

There was me thinking that the above photograph of Simon ‘Gottle of Gear’ Cowell was more sexiness than my poor lady bits could endure when along comes this picture of him.   Oops no, not this one, the below one. … Continue reading

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AS THE SORDID DETAILS BEHIND BRITNEY SPEARS MELTDOWN ARE LAID BARE IN A COURT BATTLE, THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOSES IS THE FRAGILE STAR

And so it has begun. Vile excuse for a human-being and general preyer on the weak and vulnerable Sam Lufti’s court case against Britney Spears and her parents is now being heard by a Los Angeles court.  Lufti’s suing Spears, her … Continue reading

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LINDSAY LOHAN REALLY NEEDS TO CUT HER COKE AND BOOZE ADDLED MOTHER DINA OUT OF HER LIFE

Last night I listened to the above audio of the hysterical 4am ‘phone call Lindsay Lohan made to her – at times estranged – father Michael from a limo that was going from a New York club to Dina Lohan’s … Continue reading

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KNOB MARLEY: IT’S SAFE TO ASSUME BRAD PITT’S STILL SMOKING WAY TOO MUCH WEED

It’s taken me since 7am this morning when I awoke and swept around the house in a kimono like the fat suit making murderer in Silence of The Lambs for a few hours until now to gather my thoughts on … Continue reading

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LINDSAY LOHAN RUSHED TO HOSPITAL ON SUNDAY NIGHT: DRUG OVERDOSE OR ‘WALKING PNEUMONIA’?

Prepare to heave a collective sigh and do the Katie Holmes-patented Joey Potter half-smile with your head tilted and your hands on your hips, frowning a bit because Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room late Sunday night. She was … Continue reading

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LIVING THE ‘SOCK LIFE’- RIHANNA COINS NEW GANGSTA TERM WHILST TURNING HER HOTEL ROOM INTO A PRETEND STRIP CLUB

  Rihanna’s been up to her old tricks and has yet again been pretending to be at a strip-club, whilst bored in a hotel room with her mates/entourage just as she did back in May. The 24-year-old singer posed up … Continue reading

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JAWS BE GRINDING: KATE MOSS AND KELLY OSBOURNE HANG OUT AT LONDON FASHION WEEK

  While the world’s media were lazily proclaiming that Liberty Ross had a new ‘mystery man’ (does no-one know how to actually report anymore?) with her at The Serpentine Gallery on Monday night, Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne were thick … Continue reading

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RUSSELL’S THOUGHTFUL BRAND OF HUMANITARIANISM SO MUCH MORE EASY TO SWALLOW THAN THE GRAND GESTURES

Talking of celebrities helping others, here’s one doing something that I believe was not for the benefit of the paps, or their image. As Russell Brand left his daily yoga class in LA on Thursday he was confronted by this … Continue reading

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LADY GAGA DOES AN EXCELLENT TURN IN STAND UP, LINDSAY LOHAN THROWS A TANTRUM

When you regularly start your day with a crushed and snorted line of ritalin, followed by hash, fifty cigarettes, washed down with whisky, vodka Red Bulls and bags of mini-bar peanuts, you’re probably likely to be a bit paranoid, jittery … Continue reading

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REEFER MADNESS: RIHANNA WEARS SPLIFF SHIRT FOR A PAP ACCOMPANIED WALK THROUGH HEATHROW AIRPORT

  Oh Rihanna what are you doing? The 24-year-old singer sauntered through Heathrow airport last night wearing this sweatshirt with someone rolling a joint on it from the  Diamond Supply Company.     It’s not really a secret that she’s … Continue reading

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MILEY CYRUS AND DRACO MALFOY SHARE THE SAME HAIRDRESSER

This had me cackling like a drain this morning- Miley Cyrus and her new cut being compared to Draco Malfoy’s. I think this cut was a hideous mistake that she’ll regret as it’ll be a b*tch to grow out, but … Continue reading

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KATE MOSS GETS IN A RIGHT STATE (YET AGAIN)

Goodness me, Kate Moss looks to have got herself into a right Royal state at DJ Nick Grimshaw’s birthday last Friday, following a bender on Thursday night where she could barely walk by the time she left as well.   The, … Continue reading

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ARE THE DOLLS TO BLAME FOR DEMI MOORE’S BREAK-UP WITH HER DAUGHTERS?

Aw. Poor old Demi Moore. (OOPS I forgot we’re not supposed to mention the word old around the 49-year-old… hide the canned cream!).  There’s been increasingly frequent reports that the troubled star is estranged from her three daughters with Bruce … Continue reading

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TARA REID: STEP FORWARD KATE MOSS’S PERFECT PARTNER IN CRIME

  Some people are destined to be friends. And, I’ve just realised after seeing these pictures of Tara Reid in Saint Tropez – just like Kate Moss is- that the pair could be perfect for each other. Tara, 36, would … Continue reading

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OFFICIALLY OVER: WHY JOHNNY DEPP AND VANESSA PARADIS SPLIT

Johnny Depp’s publicist announced this afternoon that he and Vanessa Paradis have ‘amicably separated’ and added: ‘Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.’ As I’ve told you before, they secretly split up behind closed doors … Continue reading

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