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Beyoncé And Jay Z Are Going To Be Busy Working During The Kimye Wedding

Jay Z’s rolling up his super-sized penis and going on tour with his wife Beyoncé for company this summer. Well, they do say a change is as good as a rest. According to a report in the NY Post, the … Continue reading

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Is Jay Z Secretly 50 Years Old But Lying About His Age?

Oh dear. Gwyneth Paltrow’s imaginary BFF and secret lovah Jay Z has apparently been telling fibs about his real age. According to radio host Troi Torain (aka ‘Star’), the five cans of Lilt laid end-to-end and their owner are almost … Continue reading

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Beyoncé, Jay Z and Her New Trout-Pout Go Clubbing In London

Beyoncé and Jay Z popped along to the Arts Club in London on Thursday – after landing in the British capital for the UK leg of her tour. The 44-year-old rap mogul appeared to have a problem with his world-famous … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Been Verbally Rimming Jay Z Again

Gwyneth Paltrow has dusted herself down after her recent tussle with Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter and come out fighting – playing her trump card of being imaginary best friends with Jay Z. The 41-year-old blogger has been telling anyone who’ll … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and a Push-Up Bra Babysit Blue Ivy Carter

Self-proclaimed feminist saviour Beyoncé Carter has gifted us normals with some totally natural and unposed photographs of herself relaxing under a chandelier on a gold and white throne – which she her SEO guys posted on Tumblr. Queen Bey stares … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, Ladies, We Have A Saviour… Her Name Is Beyoncé

Beyoncé has written an open letter about her thoughts on feminism entitled Gender Equality Is A Myth - which features in Maria Shriver’s The Shriver Report: A Woman’s Nation Pushes Back from the Brink. The 32-year-old diva says that gender equality isn’t a reality … Continue reading

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Video: Who Wants To Listen To Beyoncé’s Surprise New Album Then?

Beyoncé released a new “exclusive visual album” on iTunes last night, which is called – rather unimaginatively – ‘BEYONCÉ’ and has 14 new songs and 17 videos. The 32-year-old diva stealth-dropped her fifth studio album and although everyone knew it was … Continue reading

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Toot-y Call: Jay Z Puts Beyoncé on a Strict Diet

Jay ‘no hyphen’ Z and Beyoncé have embarked on a vegan diet for 22 days as part of what he calls a ‘plant based’ challenge. And no, it’s nothing to do with him deciding to do it when he was … Continue reading

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Beyonce Is Now Officially The Boss Of The Internet

Beyoncé’s still on that seemingly never-ending world tour (it ends later this month) and last night she bounced into Vancouver, Canada – treating British Columbians to SuperBey at her thigh-stomping, hair-shaking, air- hovering best. The 32-year-old diva has seemingly forgotten … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feeling ‘Cross’, Says ‘F**K What Anyone Else Thinks’

Listen up serfs (and anyone who’s not Beyoncé and Jay Z), Gwyneth Paltrow has got her knickers and her 70′s bush bikini sideburns in a twist and she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore! You … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and Jay Z “Do” Britney and Justin in Paris

Jay Z took time out from emailing gossip about Gwyneth to Vanity Fair his Magna Carta World Tour to take his number one woman Beyoncé out for dinner in Paris, France – where she’s filming her latest music video. The … Continue reading

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Vanity Fair Exposé Is Definitely Going To Run Says Graydon Carter

Well I’m rubbing my hands with glee, hunching over my cauldron and cackling as it looks like Gwyneth Paltrow’s about to be exposed by Vanity Fair a la Tom Cruise last year. The 40-year-old world’s most beautiful woman ™ has been sending … Continue reading

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Kylie Minogue and Her Spanish Model Boyfriend Call It Quits

Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend of five years Andres Velencoso have split up – due to no longer being able to find time to shag. So says Us Weekly anyway: “It was more of a time thing — they didn’t get much of … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Reckons She Communicated With An In Utero Blue Ivy During Childbirth

Sometimes I forget how ridiculous Beyoncé can be and then she rights that immediately by opening her mouth and uttering something hilariously inane and nonsensical. The 32-year-old lip-syncher told Australia’s edition of Marie-Claire that she was talking to alleged one-and-a-half-year-old daughter Blue … Continue reading

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Jay Z Learned Everything He Knows About Maths From Dealing Crack, Yo

Jay Z and the litre-sized bottle of cola that he keeps in his very deep trouser pockets star on the new Vanity Fair cover (although he kept the latter hidden presumably as the photographer didn’t have a panoramic lens to … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Has Gifted You All With A Look Inside Her 32nd Birthday Mega-Yacht Cruise

Beowulf Knowles-Carter has decided to share her holiday snaps with us normals because her life is but a dream, whilst ours is naturally, mere serfdom. Last week she celebrated her 32nd birthday with a break in her world tour and … Continue reading

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Screaming Beyoncé (and Her New Weave) Caught Up In P-Diddy Fight at MTV VMAs After-Party

He might be an obsolete loser whose career died around the same time that Princess Diana did, but that hasn’t stopped P-Diddy from acting like an utter tit everywhere he goes. The (c)rapper kicked off at an MTV VMA after-party … Continue reading

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Hair We Go: Beyoncé’s Finding it Hard Giving Up The Extensions

Important news just in about Beyoncé’s hair – she’s already ditched the super-short pixie cut she showed off last week and has now gone for a weave cut into a bob. The 31-year-old singer/ lip-syncher showed off the new look … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Gets on Her Bike After Jay Z Cheating “Scandal” Hits The ‘Net

Beyoncé decided to pretend she’s one of us normals and biked to her concert at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York yesterday. I hope she had a shower before she got an assistant to shoe-horn her into one of … Continue reading

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With Rihanna About To Leave Def Jam, Who’s Going To Take Up Jay Z’s Role As Her Mentor?

Rihanna has a couple of weeks off from her Diamonds World Tour and has headed to Los Angeles to drink and smoke herself into oblivion (she posted the above photo on twitter the other day) and shag a few rappers … Continue reading

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Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Their Rather Tall Baby Blue Ivy Carter Meet Up in Toronto

Aw look- it’s Beyoncé, Jay-Z and their daughter Blue Ivy – who all met up for a whistle-stop lunch at Trattoria Nervosa in Toronto, Canada yesterday (he was performing there with Justin Timberlake, while Mrs. Carter had to take the … Continue reading

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Beyoncé’s Words of Wisdom: “You gotta seize this moment baby! Put that damn camera down!”

  You can always rely on Beyoncé to act as if she’s the ruler of the Universe, because, of course, she actually is. The 31-year-old singer was entertaining the crowds at her concert in Atlanta over the weekend by getting … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Writes Open Letter To Serena Williams: “Stunt On Them”

Oh Beyoncé- you are funny. The 31-year-old Queen of the Universe has expressed her appreciation for Serena Williams, also 31, winning the French Open on Saturday by posting a letter to her on her own website – beyoncé.com. Of course, … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Taylor Swift Under Her Wing

Let’s start with the good- Taylor Swift managed to look quite lovely when she turned up at the Capital FM Summertime Ball in London yesterday. The 23-year-old singer was wearing a pink and black Oscar de la Renta top, which I love, … Continue reading

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