Tag Archives: Jay-Z

Bouncy Beyoncé Certainly Has A Spring In Her Step

Either Beyoncé has gone out and bought herself some ben-wa vibrating balls and popped them in her undies, or she’s getting a bit of the old litre bottle of cola action from her husband because she certainly had a spring … Continue reading

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As Cheating Rumours Swirl It’s Business As Usual For Beyoncé And Jay Z

Whilst Jay Z’s preference for groupie-boffing has been an open secret for years, ever since the Met Gala spat with Solange Knowles over his “closeness” to Rachel Roy, it appears to be open season on his and Beyoncé’s marriage and … Continue reading

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Handbags At Dawn: Solange And Rachel Roy At The CFDA Awards

I do love a slice of drama to go with by afternoon cup of bitchery which is why I’m delighted that Solange Knowles turned up at the CFDA Awards in New York City last night, as did friend turned enemy … Continue reading

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The Kimye Nuptials: The Tackiest Publicity Stunt In History?

So now I’m back let’s have a laugh at Kimye’s tacky nuptials and officially give Kanye a warm hand upon his entrance to the D-list as a fully fledged member of the Kartrashian Klan (or as ‘Ye tellingly calls his … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Wants You To Think that Jay Z And Solange Are Best Friends Now

You know what they say, the family that beats the crap out of each other Jerry Springer-style stays together – which must be why Beyoncé has released several happy snaps of herself, Jay Z, Tina Knowles and sister Solange in … Continue reading

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Video: Jay Z And Beyoncé Are On The Run

Jay Z and Beyoncé decided to dress up like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when they’re having one of their BDSM sessions to promote their upcoming joint tour – On The Run. Or perhaps they were in disguise because they … Continue reading

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Attention: The Met Gala Elevator Fight Is Bey-hind Jay Z And Solange

Jay Z, Beyoncé and Solange Knowles have finally released a joint statement about the whole nasty little elevator incident at The Standard Hotel after the Met Gala. According to what was obviously a flack-penned missive, Jay and Solange have apologised … Continue reading

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Solange Attacked Jay Z Because of Him Being “Too Close” To Rachel Roy

In case you’re not good at reading between the lines then according to the internet, we have finally got to the bottom of the whole Solange kicking and punching Jay Z in a lift at the Standard Hotel after the … Continue reading

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KERCHING! Jay Z and Beyoncé Find A Way To Cash In On THAT Elevator Tape

If ever they were unsure about going off on tour together AS FAR AWAY FROM SOLANGE AS POSSIBLE, then Beyoncé and Jay Z are certainly all for it this morning. I bet they’ve got their Louis Vuitton suitcases packed and … Continue reading

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Video: Solange Knowles Kicks And Punches Jay Z As Beyoncé Watches

Crikey. Solange Knowles unleashed her inner Chris Brown at a Met Gala after-party last Monday and savagely kicked and punched brother-in-law Jay Z in a lift at the Boom Boom Room – as Beyoncé stood watching. TMZ have got hold … Continue reading

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Jay Z Buys Beyoncé A Rabbit (Not The Battery-Powered Kind)

Beyoncé and Jay Z went with the whole ‘bunny’ theme of Easter over the weekend and as well as Beyowulf popping some ears on her head, her husband Shawn Carter pulled on a rabbit suit. No word on whether they … Continue reading

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Beyoncé And Jay Z Are Going To Be Busy Working During The Kimye Wedding

Jay Z’s rolling up his super-sized penis and going on tour with his wife Beyoncé for company this summer. Well, they do say a change is as good as a rest. According to a report in the NY Post, the … Continue reading

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Is Jay Z Secretly 50 Years Old But Lying About His Age?

Oh dear. Gwyneth Paltrow’s imaginary BFF and secret lovah Jay Z has apparently been telling fibs about his real age. According to radio host Troi Torain (aka ‘Star’), the five cans of Lilt laid end-to-end and their owner are almost … Continue reading

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Beyoncé, Jay Z and Her New Trout-Pout Go Clubbing In London

Beyoncé and Jay Z popped along to the Arts Club in London on Thursday – after landing in the British capital for the UK leg of her tour. The 44-year-old rap mogul appeared to have a problem with his world-famous … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Been Verbally Rimming Jay Z Again

Gwyneth Paltrow has dusted herself down after her recent tussle with Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter and come out fighting – playing her trump card of being imaginary best friends with Jay Z. The 41-year-old blogger has been telling anyone who’ll … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and a Push-Up Bra Babysit Blue Ivy Carter

Self-proclaimed feminist saviour Beyoncé Carter has gifted us normals with some totally natural and unposed photographs of herself relaxing under a chandelier on a gold and white throne – which she her SEO guys posted on Tumblr. Queen Bey stares … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, Ladies, We Have A Saviour… Her Name Is Beyoncé

Beyoncé has written an open letter about her thoughts on feminism entitled Gender Equality Is A Myth – which features in Maria Shriver’s The Shriver Report: A Woman’s Nation Pushes Back from the Brink. The 32-year-old diva says that gender equality isn’t a reality … Continue reading

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Video: Who Wants To Listen To Beyoncé’s Surprise New Album Then?

Beyoncé released a new “exclusive visual album” on iTunes last night, which is called – rather unimaginatively – ‘BEYONCÉ’ and has 14 new songs and 17 videos. The 32-year-old diva stealth-dropped her fifth studio album and although everyone knew it was … Continue reading

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Toot-y Call: Jay Z Puts Beyoncé on a Strict Diet

Jay ‘no hyphen’ Z and Beyoncé have embarked on a vegan diet for 22 days as part of what he calls a ‘plant based’ challenge. And no, it’s nothing to do with him deciding to do it when he was … Continue reading

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Beyonce Is Now Officially The Boss Of The Internet

Beyoncé’s still on that seemingly never-ending world tour (it ends later this month) and last night she bounced into Vancouver, Canada – treating British Columbians to SuperBey at her thigh-stomping, hair-shaking, air- hovering best. The 32-year-old diva has seemingly forgotten … Continue reading

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Feeling ‘Cross’, Says ‘F**K What Anyone Else Thinks’

Listen up serfs (and anyone who’s not Beyoncé and Jay Z), Gwyneth Paltrow has got her knickers and her 70’s bush bikini sideburns in a twist and she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore! You … Continue reading

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Beyoncé and Jay Z “Do” Britney and Justin in Paris

Jay Z took time out from emailing gossip about Gwyneth to Vanity Fair his Magna Carta World Tour to take his number one woman Beyoncé out for dinner in Paris, France – where she’s filming her latest music video. The … Continue reading

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Vanity Fair Exposé Is Definitely Going To Run Says Graydon Carter

Well I’m rubbing my hands with glee, hunching over my cauldron and cackling as it looks like Gwyneth Paltrow’s about to be exposed by Vanity Fair a la Tom Cruise last year. The 40-year-old world’s most beautiful woman ™ has been sending … Continue reading

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Kylie Minogue and Her Spanish Model Boyfriend Call It Quits

Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend of five years Andres Velencoso have split up – due to no longer being able to find time to shag. So says Us Weekly anyway: “It was more of a time thing — they didn’t get much of … Continue reading

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