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Does Kris Jenner Care That Her Children Are Falling Apart?

Kendall Jenner continues her mysteriously meteoric rise to the top of the modelling business. The 18-year-old satellite Kartrashian appears topless in the latest issue of Interview magazine, in photographs which were taken by Mikael Jansen (thankfully not Terry Richardson). Whatever … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Is Out To Lunch, While Khloe’s Dining In

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner, step-father Bruce Jenner her grandmother Mary Jo Shannon went out for lunch in Calabasas in California late last week. My grandmother would have been horrified if I’d grown up to become a Kartrashian … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Gives Locals In Phuket A Place To Park Their Bikes

Thank goodness that in sad times we’ll always have comedienne Kim Kardashian and her ever-increasing arseplant to cheer us up. The 32-year-old’s derriere really should be declared as the eighth wonder of the world – how she manages to walk … Continue reading

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Pity The Poor People Who Ended Up in A SoulCycle Class With The Kardashians

Good Lord. If you’re planning to go to SoulCycle in Beverly Hills this week make sure you take a vat of hand sanitizer to slosh all over your bike seat (if indeed it’s still in place and not wedged in … Continue reading

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Kanye West Has Made Kim Kardashian Another Fanny Flap Skirt

If you’re living in the Los Angeles area and have been worrying that the earthquake fault-lines have been playing up this week, fret no more – it was just Kim Kardashian taking her arse and breast implants for a bounce … Continue reading

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Duck! Kim Kardashian Has A Quacking Time At Sister Khloe’s House

Yeezus Khrist. If, like me, you’ve ever wondered exactly how many cement mixers it takes to create the natural and totally Liz Taylor-esque* beauty that is Kim Kardashian then finally we have our answer. Er, about 10? The 32-year-old trashtastic … Continue reading

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‘It’s A Hookah Stick': Khloe Kardashian’s On The Game

When the going gets tough, the tough squeeze into their older sister’s skin tight white jeans and wave their bottoms in rapper The Game’s face whilst in a Los Angeles nightclub. Yes, Khloe Kardashian’s mother Kris Satan-Jenner has decided that … Continue reading

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Oh No, Vapid Waste of Editorial Space Falls at Trash Giveaway

Oh dear. Kim Kardashian’s arseplant struck back at her family’s tard sale yesterday (I meant to write ‘yard’ not ‘tard’ but I’m leaving it in) and unbalanced her- causing the trash reality star to fall backwards into a load of … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Plays At Being A Doting Mother in Beverly Hills

Kim Kardashian has taken to parading baby North everywhere she goes in a pram with a sheet on the top – the way parrot owners do to stop them squawking at night, it’s just a shame they don’t work on … Continue reading

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Khloe Kardashian Didn’t Get The Memo About Lamar Odom Checking In To Rehab

Late last night, People.com reported that Lamar Odom had checked into rehab. Interestingly, TMZ, who trumpeted the NBA star’s crack addiction last week, were suddenly in the dark, so much so that they ran a story that he was in … Continue reading

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Khloe Kardashian Wants Everyone To Feel Sorry for Her After Lamar Odom’s DUI

When your marriage is on the rocks because your husband can’t put down his crack pipe and on top of that he then gets arrested for DUI after driving too slow on the freeway, what’s a girl to do? If … Continue reading

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Are Separated – His Crack Problem Is To Blame

I know we all can’t stand the Kartrashian Klan but when it transpires that one of them’s married to a crack-addicted love cheat then even my cold heart goes out to her. The funniest Kartrash – Khloe – and that … Continue reading

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Hit or Miss? – Khloé Kardashian in Clover Canyon at The Today Show

Someone please get a crate of wet fish and throw them repeatedly at my head. – I actually like what the funniest Katrashian – Khloé – is wearing for her Today Show appearance the other day. I’ve seen her look a … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Has Found Another Way To Get On The Covers of This Week’s Tabloids…

Kim Kardashian continues her descent from unreality star into cartoon character Donald Duck and slapped on a fifteen months pregnant sized prosthetic to promote a trash-bag family clothing Kollection at Sears in Houston, Texas yesterday. The 32-year-old seemed happier than … Continue reading

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Yacht’s Going On? Kim Kardashian and Family Pollute The Waters of Mykonos

Wearing red to ensure that a Greek fisherman didn’t accidentally harpoon her, Kim Kardashian appears to have roped sisters Kourtney and Khloe into a plot to distract us all from how ridiculous she looks by getting them to dress up … Continue reading

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You Can Bet That Evil, Money-Grubbing Kris Jenner’s Behind Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Charity Scandal

The more time I spend on earth, the more I become convinced that love of money is the root of all evil. Factor in to that truth the Kardashian Klan, and you have a whole rancid, bubbling sewage system full … Continue reading

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KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SISTERS SINK TO NEW LOW (EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE)

I apologise in advance if you’re eating your breakfast, lunch or dinner as you read this, and in fact if you are, it’d probably be an idea to look away now. For anyone who’s not a 7ft tall professional sportsman … Continue reading

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HEAD-AND-SHOULDERS ABOVE HER SISTERS, BUT KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S JUST AS TRASHION FORWARD

Though she is head and shoulders above the rest of the Kardashians in height, and likability (I have on occasion admitted to wanting to get drunk with her), unsurprisingly Khloe doesn’t do it for fashion stakes. The youngest and most foul-mouthed of … Continue reading

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KATE MIDDLETON PANIC-STRICKEN AS THE KARDASHIANS PLOT TO MAKE HER ONE OF THEM!

Watch out Great Britain- The Kartrashian Klan are coming! – They’re launching a line of clothes with Dorothy Perkins and it’s a shame that their names are on it because dare I admit that looking at the heavily-photoshopped preview pictures, … Continue reading

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KARDASHIANS IN TROUBLE FOR K-ING BEAUTY BRAND-NAME – WHAT’S NEXT, KOHOMOTH.KOM?

Okay, someone has to be on the look-out while we talk about Kardashian Khroma. If you haven’t gotten wind of the reality princesses’ latest venture into recruiting a commercially beneficial army of ‘mini-me’s, it’s a make-up line. The girls and … Continue reading

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CELEB VOMITING TREND SPIKE: DID MILEY CYRUS GET RALPHED ON BY KHLOE KARDASHIAN?

Public puking would appear to be the celebrity habit du jour. Gaga and Bieber are on to it so it must be a thing. It would appear that one or many Kardashians and their stylists roared all over little Miley … Continue reading

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THEY’RE KOMING! THE KRAP-TRASHIAN KOLLECTION KOUNTDOWN TO UK HIGH STREET INVASION

Set your alarm klock for Thursday 8th Novemeber – the krap-tackular fashion offerings of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are koming to Dorothy Perkins. Apparently it took the three sisters and their pimp momager Kris Jenner a long time to find … Continue reading

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RED CARPET: IF I WERE TO LIKE A KARDASHIAN, THIS WOULD BE THE MOMENT – WERK IT KHLOE

Khloe Kardashian, look at your bad self. I don’t understand it myself. Usually the sight of a Kardashian in a tight dress and a pair of Louboutins is guaranteed an instant yawn, but Khloe here has impressed me. At the … Continue reading

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KAN WE HANDLE AN EDUKATED KARDASHIAN? ROB FOLLOWS FATHER INTO LAW – KENDAL & KYLIE FOLLOW MOTHER INTO HELL

Well this is a turn up for the books. The Kardashian’s own Chastity Bono, Robert Jr. is going into the family business. No, he’s not going to get some balls, start shouting ‘vagina’ at his sisters and get ripped for … Continue reading

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