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A Hairy Caterpillar Crawled Into Madonna’s Armpit

Apologies if y’all are eating, but Madonna has a little surprise for us – she’s been dyeing her underarm hair brown (don’t pubes turn white in later life?), or glued a little mini wig to her armpits in a bid … Continue reading

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Desperately Seeking A Role Model: Why Vintage Madonna Was An 80′s Teen’s Best friend

Whatever you think about our girl Madge now – you have to admit that she was a pretty good role model for girls in the 80s and 90s.  I remember being completely transfixed by Madonna in the Holiday video clip as … Continue reading

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Mama Don’t Preach: Why’s Madonna Strict With Lourdes But Not With Rocco?

A round-up of some of the week’s stories that kept us awake at night, posted throughout the day… Retiring to the Ant0scar Towers’ library after Christmas lunch for a postprandial peruse of some great works of literature, I happened upon … Continue reading

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Hmm, Now Why Was BoyToy lover Madonna Plying Son Rocco’s Teenage Friends With Booze?

Madonna posted this photograph on Instagram of her son Rocco Richie and his friends holding bottles of gin and vodka whilst trying to look suitably “yo, dis iz just how we rollz, bro” and nonchalant about it all whilst worrying … Continue reading

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Rocco Ritchie Photo-bombs Madonna on the Dance Floor

Rocco Ritchie is growing up into quite a character and has posted an epic photobomb of him and mum Madonna mid-Vogue on his Instagram account. Snickersnort. I love the way he then cockily jumps in front of his dear, old mom … Continue reading

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Madonna Might Dare To Be Different But Her Pumped Up New York Socialite Face Certainly Doesn’t…

Oh Madonna. The 55-year-old Queen of pop turned up at the 12 Years A Slave New York premiere last night and as you can see – the film’s title could just as easily describe the terms of her plastic surgeon’s … Continue reading

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Madonna Reveals She Was Raped at Knifepoint When She First moved to New York

Madonna’s on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar’s ‘daring’ issue, although inside she’s photographed by Terry Richardson – which is about as daring as eating a watercress sandwich and with a theme she’s done to death to boot. Madge’s fishnet-covered arse, … Continue reading

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Sword Swallowing Expert Madonna Gets Interrupted By Son Rocco Mid-Flow

Anything anyone can do, Madonna can do better. Forget pop pup Miley WhoCouldCareLess – the Queen of pop can hang her coated tongue out of her mouth and get down to a bit of good old-fashioned sword-swallowing with the best … Continue reading

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Madonna’s Secret Project Revolution: – Nice Idea, Hackneyed, Old, Done Before Subject

Madonna unveiled her secretprojectrevolution last night in multiple locations throughout the world – which is a short film she made with Steven Klein to launch ArtForFreedom.com, which is an initiative designed to encourage the entire human race to express their … Continue reading

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Madonna Talks About Waking Up in Bed With Brad Pitt

The original Lady Gaga – Madonna – has been busy revealing factettes that are likely to have caused Brad Pitt to have woken up in a cold sweat today. During an online chat with fans on Monday, the 55-year-old singer … Continue reading

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Grill Gone Wild: Madonna’s Not Letting The Gold Teeth Thing Go

Oh Madonna what did you do? The Queen of pop appeared in Rome (at the gym she owns there) yesterday after leaving the French Riviera on Monday looking ridiculous. The 55-year-old singer decided a couple of weeks ago to take … Continue reading

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Madonna’s New Face Preaches A ‘Revolution of Love’ at Chime For Change Concert in London

Oh Madonna Louise Ciccone- what did you do? The 54-year-old Queen of pop was at the Chime For Change: The Sound Of Change Live concert at London’s Twickenham Stadium last night. As you can see, her latest round of cosmetic work has … Continue reading

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Billboard Music Awards 2013: Madonna’s Rocky Horror Picture Show

“2013 Billboard Music Awards: 3 nominations, 3 awards and only 1 queen” a rightly proud Madonna wrote on her facebook today, along with the above picture after she picked up last night’s hat trick of gongs. The 54-year-old has a body … Continue reading

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Madonna Wears Fishnet Body Stocking and Underwear To Met Gala Afterparty

Ah Madonna, how faboosh is she, eh? The 54-year-old Material Girl changed out of her killer Met Gala outfit and into a second outfit for the afterparty at the Boom Boom Room at the top of The Standard Hotel in … Continue reading

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Desperately Seeking Publicity: Madonna’s Brother Bashes Sean Penn After His Son’s Angry Outburst

Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone has slammed Sean Penn after his 19-year-old son – Hopper – hurled racial and gay slurs at an African-American paparazzo earlier this week. Whilst the teen – who was with his father when the incident occurred- … Continue reading

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OH, MADONNA, WHAT DID YOU DO? – STAR SHOWS OFF FRESH SURGERY AT GLAAD MEDIA AWARDS

  Madonna put on her little old lady hobnail boots to pop along to the GLAAD Media Awards in New York City on Saturday night. The 54-year-old decided to wear a boy scout’s uniform and accentuated it with what looks … Continue reading

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WELCOME TO THE BEST PICTURE OF MADONNA AND BRAHIM ZAIBAT YOU’LL EVER SEE

Madonna and Brahim Zaibat are shown here leaving a fancy dress party by the back door (insert sex joke here) at the Kabbalah centre in Los Angeles. When you’ve finished letting your mind boggle into a loud chuckle as you … Continue reading

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NEW YEAR, NEW A-LIST FEUD: MADONNA AND GWYNETH PALTROW SET THEIR TRAINERS ON EACH OTHER

Mi-forking-ow. I love a good Hollywood bitch fight and finally we’ve been given a pretty good inkling of why Madonna and former BFF Gwyneth Paltrow fell out. – Namely money and Madge’s ex-trainer Tracy Anderson – who is now Gwyn’s business … Continue reading

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FINALLY! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP SELMA BLAIR – A CELEBRITY PARENT WHO ACTUALLY KEEPS IT ‘REAL’

  I love Selma Blair. And I love her even more after seeing this set of photographs taken during a weekend stroll with her 16-month-old son Dylan in Laurel Canyon, LA yesterday. All too often celebrity mothers leave their children … Continue reading

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MA-DINNER: MADGE TONGUES BRAHIM ZAIBAT AS A CALORIE-FREE MID-SHOW SNACK IN BRAZIL

Well that’s one way to distract your 24-year-old boyfriend from checking out the surgery scars behind your ears. Madge decided to help the residents of Porto Alegre, Brazil, to loose some festive weight by forcing a packed audience at her … Continue reading

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MADONNA FORGIVES ELTON JOHN, BOWS TO PRESSURE FROM MARINE LE PEN THEN HOPS ON A STRIPPER POLE (AS YOU DO)

  On Tuesday night, Madonna finally bowed to pressure and removed the Swastica that had been superimposed on the French National Front leader Marine Le Pen’s face during the video backdrop for Nobody Knows Me for the duration of her … Continue reading

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TATTOO MUCH: LADY GAGA’S PUBLICIST MUST BE ON HOLIDAY

  Lady Gaga has announced the name of her latest album via the medium of a tattooist’s needle, instagram and twitter which seems like a lot more hassle than getting your PR to send out a press release via email … Continue reading

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MADONNA: IS LOURDES MOCKING THE MATERIAL GIRL OR PAYING HOMMAGE?

I was just talking about Madonna and Lourdes the other day and saying that Madge has a whole lotta trouble on her hands. And, here she is mucking about backstage in one of her mum’s stage costumes. -Do you think … Continue reading

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MADONNA KICK STARTS A NEW TREND: TOY-BOY RACING!

  It’s nice to see that Madge is making Brahim Zaibat earn his money’s worth and she’s using him as her personal pack mule as she drags him around the tourist sights of Florence in Italy. The 53-year-old singer took … Continue reading

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