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A Lourdes Miracle: Madonna’s Girl Is The Alpha Adolescent

And finally to the Top Teenager; the Best Bambino; the Alpha Adolescent. It’s hard to bet beyond there being a more famous or successful progeny than Madonna’s eldest daughter, Lourdes Leon. We already know she’s a looker, we’ve even heard … Continue reading

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Lourdes Leon To Pursue A Career In Acting?

Madonna gave her personal Instagram selfie taker the day off from watching her prance about in her bra while ranting about “haters” and instead posted a photograph of daughter Lourdes Leon online yesterday. The 17-year-old has been starring in another … Continue reading

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Please Can Someone Hide Madonna’s Cellphone?

Madonna Louise Ciccone worries me. The 55-year-old mega-star posted the above rabbit-nosed* ‘selfie’ on Instagram this weekend and wrote: “Laughing at all the haters out there who spend their energy trying to limit and label me with their prejudices and … Continue reading

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A Hairy Caterpillar Crawled Into Madonna’s Armpit

Apologies if y’all are eating, but Madonna has a little surprise for us – she’s been dyeing her underarm hair brown (don’t pubes turn white in later life?), or glued a little mini wig to her armpits in a bid … Continue reading

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Desperately Seeking A Role Model: Why Vintage Madonna Was An 80′s Teen’s Best friend

Whatever you think about our girl Madge now – you have to admit that she was a pretty good role model for girls in the 80s and 90s.  I remember being completely transfixed by Madonna in the Holiday video clip as … Continue reading

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The Grandmother of Dragons: Who’d Like a Look at Daenerys in the Future?

  No, that’s not the Mother of Dragons as played by Emilia Clark on HBO’s Game of Thrones, it’s Madonna Louise Ciccone dressing up as the Khalesi to celebrate the Jewish festival Purim on Saturday. Madge could have ended up … Continue reading

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Madonna Taking Style Tips From Lindsay Lohan?

Madonna is in LA right now, leaving Pilates classes a lot. There’s not much fashion gandering in repeated shots of the age-fighting megastar dressed up as a member of TLC in the ’90s. Madge did pull on some structured clothing … Continue reading

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Madonna, Gwyneth, Reese & Anne Show Fashion Week How It’s Done

The stars of TV, music and film were out in force in NYC on Monday night to raise funds at the American Songbook charity gala at Lincoln Center honouring talent agent Bryan Lourd – they weren’t gonna let those New York … Continue reading

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Madonna and Pussy Riot Join Forces in New York

Miley Cyrus’s 21-year-old twin sister Madonna Louise Ciccone spoke on stage at the Amnesty International Concert at the Barclays Center in New York last night. The 55-year-old Queen mother of pop was joined by Pussy Riot who called for Russian anti-government prisoners … Continue reading

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Cowgirls Gone Sad: Miley and Madonna’s Duet Was Far Worse Than We Imagined

Oh dear. I have no idea who’s making Madonna’s decisions for her at the moment – watching her right now is like watching a ship without a rudder, sailing aimlessly into muddy waters where there’s can only be one destination … Continue reading

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Dumb and Tonguer: Miley Cyrus and Madonna Join Forces For Publicity Hoe-Down

Madonna and Miley Cyrus got together to perform a mash up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop for MTV’s Unplugged last night. The 55-year-old Queen of publicity plop apparently suffered a nasty stroke midway through the song – … Continue reading

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Madonna Joins Macklemore & Ryan Lewis as Queen Latifah Marries 33 Same Sex Couples Live On Air

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis took the stage at the Grammys last night to perform ‘Same Love’ while 33 same sex and opposite sex couples wed live on air. Queen Latifah officiated the weddings while Madonna sang ‘Open Your Heart’ with … Continue reading

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Paparazzi-hating Sean Penn’s A Glutton For Punishment Bagging Yet Another Blonde Starlet

Why is it that famous people simply can not go out with non-famous people?  I know all that baloney about gold-digging fame-whores just wanting to share the spotlight with their idols, but not everyone is like that, surely?  (Note to … Continue reading

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Mama Don’t Preach: Why’s Madonna Strict With Lourdes But Not With Rocco?

A round-up of some of the week’s stories that kept us awake at night, posted throughout the day… Retiring to the Ant0scar Towers’ library after Christmas lunch for a postprandial peruse of some great works of literature, I happened upon … Continue reading

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Memo To Charlize Theron: Friends Don’t Let Friends Date Sean Penn

Dear Charlize Theron, I’m not sure exactly where your friends are at this moment so allow me to step in on their behalf: Friends don’t let friends date Sean Penn.  I’ve noticed with concern that you spent New Year with … Continue reading

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Hmm, Now Why Was BoyToy lover Madonna Plying Son Rocco’s Teenage Friends With Booze?

Madonna posted this photograph on Instagram of her son Rocco Richie and his friends holding bottles of gin and vodka whilst trying to look suitably “yo, dis iz just how we rollz, bro” and nonchalant about it all whilst worrying … Continue reading

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Beyoncé Blesses Madonna’s Child With A Kiss

Beyoncé hath blessed Madonna’s daughter Mercy James with her Beyoncéness for life – after she kissed her and a veritable shaft of light with angels blowing trumpets came down from the sky to mark the blessed moment (well almost). The … Continue reading

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The Week That Was – ‘Gifts’: Rita Ora’s Material Hurl

Oh gawd: Ora was at it again this week. Having completed her target number of retinal burns on this side of the Atlantic, she crossed it to re-commence her Blinding-People-With-The-Sheer-Hideousness-Of-My-Clothes project in the US. To be fair, she’s started fairly … Continue reading

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Audio: Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Stars As Rizzo From Grease

Well I’ve been wondering where Lourdes Leon has been recently and now we know- she’s been busy preparing for her role as Betty Rizzo in her school’s production of Grease. The 17-year-old starred in the stage musical at New York’s … Continue reading

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Rocco Ritchie Photo-bombs Madonna on the Dance Floor

Rocco Ritchie is growing up into quite a character and has posted an epic photobomb of him and mum Madonna mid-Vogue on his Instagram account. Snickersnort. I love the way he then cockily jumps in front of his dear, old mom … Continue reading

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Are Madonna and Sean Penn Back Together? – Couple Spend Thanksgiving in Haiti

Madonna has spent the past few days with ex-husband Sean Penn in Haiti with her son Rocco Richie. The 55-year-old Empress of pop (that that Lady Blah Blah) was invited by the ambassador-at-large for the earthquake-ravaged country, 53, in the … Continue reading

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The Week That Was – ‘Past’: Young Madonna Strikes A Pose

Poor Madge.  She’s always getting reminded of her past, isn’t she?  If it’s not pictures from her high school yearbook, it’s a brother writing a biography or a disgruntled ex- badmouthing her about something that happened 40 years ago. This … Continue reading

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The Week That Was – ‘Airbrush’: Brits Loves Grits

A round-up of some of the week’s stories that kept us awake at night, posted throughout the day… Unless you’ve found that hidden cache of Christmas presents that Richard Burton once bought for Liz and buried somewhere but then got … Continue reading

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The Gwyneth Paltrow Vanity Fair Exposé Is Definitely Going To Run Says Graydon Carter

Well I’m rubbing my hands with glee, hunching over my cauldron and cackling as it looks like Gwyneth Paltrow’s about to be exposed by Vanity Fair a la Tom Cruise last year. The 40-year-old world’s most beautiful woman ™ has been sending … Continue reading

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