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Pippa Middleton’s Still Being Paid To Talk About The Royal Wedding

Pippa Middleton’s on a bid to make the world love her again and not poke fun of her and has even hired a swanky London PR firm to help her on her mission. The 30-year-old always the bridesmaid never the … Continue reading

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Music: Top Five Songs of 2013

Well, it’s that time of the year when we are all busily writing lists and ticking things off, one by one; it’s also that time of the year when we begin to look back on the past twelve months.  Now, … Continue reading

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Kate Middleton Reveals A Penchant For Getting High

Carole Middleton’s not the only member of the family to take to the skies –  it turns out that daughter Kate’s been taking secret flying lessons. The 31-year-old Duchess revealed this snippet during yesterday’s Poppy Day whilst talking to well-wishers … Continue reading

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Prince Harry Practices Changing Nappies Ahead of Kate’s July Birth

Upon first glance of these photos I assumed Prince Harry was demonstrating what his fellow dorm-mates did to him after lights out when he was at boarding school at Eton. But it turns out that in fact the 28-year-old royal … Continue reading

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KATE MIDDLETON TAKES £12,000 HELICOPTER RIDE TO VISIT JOBLESS TEENAGERS IN GRIMSBY

Life’s not all holidays in Mustique and weekends in Switzerland for Kate Middleton, oh no- today the brave thing got a £12,000 helicopter ride from Kensington Palace in London to visit jobless teenagers in Grimsby. Well, getting the train is … Continue reading

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NO SHIZZ, SHERLOCK: KATE MIDDLETON ADMITS THE NEW HAIR WAS A MISTAKE

Kate Middleton has admitted that her cousin It channels (Prince) Charlie’s Angel Farrah Fawcett hairdo is, well, a bit sh*t really. “I told her I loved her new hair style,” Joanne Baldwin who met her when she was out in the … Continue reading

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KATE MIDDLETON LOOKS A LITTLE BIT SHOCKED AS PRINCE WILLIAM WHISPERS SOMETHING ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE PARALYMPICS

  Kate: ‘Wills, I just got a text from Pippa saying Harry’s been running around hotel suites in America stark b*llock naked?’ Wills: ‘Oh yah, that. He was playing strip billiards with Skippy and a couple of the other the … Continue reading

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MONACO ROYALS: CHARLENE WITTSTOCK’S TERRIBLE LIFE IS ACTUALLY RATHER FABULOUS- CAN WE ALL STOP FEELING SORRY FOR HER?

There’s rumours doing the rounds in the French press that Charlene Wittstock is up spout creek without a paddle but she’s not planning on producing an heir for the comically-named Prince Albert quite yet. I know it doesn’t make for … Continue reading

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MONTE-CARLO: INSIDE THE NIGHTS IN MONACO GALA, PLUS: WHAT’S GOING ON WITH PRINCE ALBERT AND CHARLENE?

Bill Clinton and Prince Albert hosted the “Nights in Monaco” gala at the Hotel de Paris and then at Jimmy-Z’s in the tiny Principality last night. Hilariously, two p*rn stars – Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign went along and uploaded … Continue reading

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KATE MIDDLETON WEARS PINK TO MAKE THE ROYALS DRINK

Kate Middleton. Blah. Jubilee. Blah. Royals. Blah. Nude shoes. Blah. Slightly interesting pink Emily Wickstead pleated dress. Blah-ish. Kate drinking booze. HELLO.   Britain’s favourite wifey did her duty yesterday, enduring a rake of euro-royals from places that don’t even … Continue reading

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ROYALS x FASHION: KATE & WILLIAM WEDDING RECAP – THE MIDDLETONS, POSH, BECKS AND THE REST OF THE GUESTS

As promised, we’re bringing you the rest of the royal wedding fashion, in celebration of the anniversary of the public taking ownership of Kate Middleton. Let’s get down to celebrity and political royalty, and the second family – the Middletons … Continue reading

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ROYALS x SHOPPING: REISS ANNOUNCES SAMPLE & WAREHOUSE SALE – WATCH OUT FOR SKINFLINT MIDDLETON

Darlings, fancy bagging yourself a little Kate Middleton action? No, I’m not talking about polishing the top of William’s head, it’s the REISS Sample & Warehouse Sale in London this week. The Duchess is a big fan, having paraded herself … Continue reading

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ROYALS x FASHION: KATE & WILL WEDDING RECAP – THE BLUE BLOODS

So we’ve talked about the dress. Now, on to the next thing that distinguished Prince William’s Kate Middleton’s wedding from that of any other sickeningly rich and privileged person – blue blooded royals – Brit and Euro. Firstly I’d like to point … Continue reading

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ROYALS x FASHION: KATE & WILLIAM WEDDING RECAP – IN YOUR FACES, BRANGELINA

Oh yes people, it’s been a year since we ogled Kate and Wills, the Brit and Euro royals, and the elevated celebrities at the wedding of this century. Let’s see Bragelina beat that. To mark the anniversary of the beginning of our … Continue reading

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FASHION x ROYALS: THE DUCHESS OF DULL IS BACK – KATE THINKS THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOUR

As much as I enjoy the pleasure of judging Kate Middleton two days in a row, she’s not the brightest penny in the roll in terms of style. Remember yesterday I was pretty impressed with her choice of an embellished … Continue reading

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FASHION x ROYALS: KARL IS GOING TO DO THE QUEEN

Yes, Karl is lending his Franco-Germanic drawl to French TV coverage of the Jubilee celebrations on France 2. The raider of Coco Chanel’s archives will no doubt have an interesting take on Camilla’s, Kate’s and Queeny’s get-ups for the celebrations … Continue reading

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FASHION x ROYALS: KATE MIDDLETON GETS SARTORIALLY SERVED BY A DOG

Sing along with us, ‘How do you solve a problem like Kate Middleton?’ (That’s from The Sound of Music, for the non-gays out there). Kate served up not one, but two dullard WFT over the past few days. We had high … Continue reading

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FASHION: ROYALS v REALZ – CAMILLA, DIANA & THE COMMONERS AT CHELTENHAM

Ugh it’s racing fashion season. I’ll be needing an extra cup of bile in the moarning to deal with the matchy matchy suits, shoes, hats and gloves. Even the over-the-top hats annoy the sh*t out of me. That won’t stop me laughing … Continue reading

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ROYALS x FASHION: KATE GOES KIELY AGAIN

And so the Duchess of Cambridge style yo-yo plummets and soars. Just when we had addressed an open letter to Kate Middleton, she only went and played a blinder in a SUPER gorge dress. Kate was out and about again, … Continue reading

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ROYALS: PRINCE HARRY CALLS KATE HIS SISTER AND EXPLAINS HIS BLUE DESERT BOOTS

Oh no, someone help me! I’m turning all Royalist and lusting after the ginger Prince- Harry of England. As well as ripping the p-ss out of his geeky older brother Prince William and wearing a mask of his face during … Continue reading

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FASHION x ROYALS: BOHO REPRO – KATE MIDDLETON IN LK BENNETT

Kate Middleton Diamond Jubilee Tour LK Bennett

Just a little tweaking to get Kate on the express train to fierce.

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